Ariel Bennett

wife || mom of three || coffee || plants

[Ariel Bennett @arielbennett]

“I’m going to have to take your food away if you can’t stop laughing” -My Husband. He’s no fun

[Ariel Bennett @arielbennett]

Bringing my Twitter back just to record the things I never thought I would say. Starting with “how on earth did you get graham cracker in your eye” to my 5yo

[Ariel Bennett @arielbennett]

Have you ever quartered a blueberry? Cause I have. #parenthood

[Ariel Bennett @arielbennett]

Do you ever play the jaws theme song in your head while looking for parking at Costco? Cause I do.

[Ariel Bennett @arielbennett]

After having our first kid five years, one month, and one day ago; we just experienced our first turd in the tub. And it was our second kid, who just happened to have turned three today. #birthdaypoop

[Ariel Bennett @arielbennett]

In case you’re wondering; yes you will get a weird look from the cashier as she rings up condoms while you hold your newborn baby ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Ariel Bennett @arielbennett]

Just got into my car. My phone knows me so well it’s creepy

[Ariel Bennett @arielbennett]

It’s only been 4.5 weeks since we’ve had Finny and @Nate_Bennett is already wondering when I’m going back to work. Never mind the fact that I’ve still been doing all the same admin stuff at home #eyeroll

[Ariel Bennett @arielbennett]

If evolution were true, moms would have three arms 😂 #churchsigns

[Ariel Bennett @arielbennett]

I’m quite certain that the majority of the first few weeks of life with a newborn is spent trying to get their blowout stains out of their clothes. #momlife

[Ariel Bennett @arielbennett]

Forget peanut butter and chocolate as the best combo; peanut butter and oats is the real winner. #postpartumcravings

[Nate Bennett @Nate_Bennett]

“I just wanna keep hugging you until I’m all grown up. Until I’m as old as you.” -Rory 🖤

[Ariel Bennett @arielbennett]

I just dropped my phone in the car and spent a full two minutes debating whether or not it was worth it to pick it up. The deciding factor was that it went under the gas pedal and i didn’t want to step on it. #38weeks

[Ariel Bennett @arielbennett]

Tonight at dinner:
Rory: mommy I want you and daddy to show me how you made the baby in your tummy
Nate and I: 😳😳

[Ariel Bennett @arielbennett]

Putting shoes on toddlers is on the high end of least favorite thing. Especially 8 months pregnant. #icanbarelyputmyownshoeson

[Ariel Bennett @arielbennett]

@alextdevine The things you get excited about as homeowners. We’re looking at bathroom fans with Bluetooth 😂

[Ariel Bennett @arielbennett]

One fun thing about pregnancy is that I can fall asleep in an instant. Like when I’m sitting on the couch listening to my kids argue and then i just fall asleep.

[Natalie Kiyah @NatalieKiyah]

Love is nothing if it is not willing to be misunderstood. Love is uncomfortable.

[Ariel Bennett @arielbennett]

@csullivent 😂😂😂

[Natalie Kiyah @NatalieKiyah]

If you're the praying kind, would you pray for our family right now?