Nate Bennett

@havencoffeeco

[Nate Bennett @Nate_Bennett]

@SquareSupport My system is taking new payments again, but my $300 in offline transactions isn’t uploading. Any idea what’s going on there?

[Nate Bennett @Nate_Bennett]

“You just wiped my chin with a chicken nugget.” - @arielbennett

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My 4-year-old on a country road:

“I can see so far… more than 20 days.”

So yeah… My kid already has a pretty solid grasp of spacetime.

[Nate Bennett @Nate_Bennett]

Why are zoomers so bad at texting?

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@natemeeds 🤣

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@natemeeds Between our home and business 😳

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?

HDMI

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@BeardyBrett 💯 Pixar would find some metaphor in there about not being defined by where you come from; chosen family; etc 🤣

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My Twitter is a teenager. 😳 #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@Square Nothing is working, and it’s not allowing us to go into offline mode to swipe 😶

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@BeardyBrett Baseball! (Thanks, Google)

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@natemeeds Did they really?? 🤯

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@BeardyBrett 🤣🤣

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Given it’s the 15th Batman movie, shouldn’t “The Batman” be called “A Batman”?

[Nate Bennett @Nate_Bennett]

Every time I blast the @HamiltonMusical soundtrack (cool guy alert), I hope that @ReneeGoldsberry will release an album someday. “Satisfied” is just one of the most impressive vocal performances I’ve ever heard and I will never get over it.

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Meanwhile I’m just out here like, “How about that Ted Lasso tho?” I know sports stuff.

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Waiting to pick up my kid from school when a couple dads start small-talking about football. Constantly reminded that we’re all just playing these roles, living out the stereotypes…

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Sometimes you find deodorant in your fridge I guess.

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

evangelical pastors avoiding clarity about their lgbtq policies https://t.co/qOaR9NChbV

[Nate Bennett @Nate_Bennett]

@grrrlmonkey Sometimes I’ll watch something and think it was really GOOD; well written, acted, etc… but not at all enjoyable to watch. I guess that’s good art, though, making us feel all sorts of different things. Now I’m curious about that twist…