Ariel Hammer

[Ariel Hammer @arielhammer]

@cinespia given the latest delta variant surge, are there mask or social distancing rules in place for tonight’s screening?

[The Look by Joi @thelookbyjoi]

If my man don’t text me as much as the Democratic Party, I 👏🏾 dont 👏🏾 want 👏🏾him.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

The human body was not made to expend this much energy thinking about Pennsylvania.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Best voting advice: Voting isn’t marriage. It’s public transport. You’re not waiting for "the one". You’re getting on the bus. And if there isn’t one going exactly to your destination, you don’t stay home and sulk. You take the one that’s going closest to where you want to be.

[Archived: Mayor Lori E. Lightfoot @mayorlightfoot]

We’re getting a TikTok ban before getting action on lifesaving national gun laws.

[m @msnetik]

Going into a spiral anyone want anything

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States

[Bumface @misterbumface]

It's like a unpaid staycation that never ends and you want to die but you're also trying really really hard not to die.

[Leanna Orr @LeannaO]

Europeans' out of offices are like "I will not be working until 18 September. All emails will be automatically deleted."

Americans: "I am in the hospital. Email responses may be delayed by up to 30 mins. Sorry for the inconvenience! If urgent, please reach me in the ER at..."

[Alejandro Lazo @AlejandroLazo]

Took us six months, but we have our motto, 2020.

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

Before you Biden haters abstain from voting this year or vote for a third party, remember you’re not voting for Biden.

You’re voting for Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s replacement.

[Ariel Hammer @arielhammer]

“It’s Not Just You: In Online Meetings, Many Women Can’t Get a Word In” via
⁦⁦@nytimes⁩ https://t.co/7kxpMVY1eB

[NYC Mayor's Office @NYCMayorsOffice]

The executive order is SIGNED. #Juneteenth is now an official City and School holiday in New York City.

[Forbes @jackcforbes]

We’ve all been inside for three months you fucking dumbass

[Bishop Talbert Swan @TalbertSwan]

If ONE white woman accused me of rape my career would be OVER.

A white man accused of rape by TWENTY TWO women being able to run for a 2nd term as POTUS, with half the country still supporting him, is all you need to know about racism, white male patriarchy and white supremacy.

[The Late Show @colbertlateshow]

Giant bubbles keep @theflaminglips at a safe social distance for this performance of “Race For the Prize” #PlayAtHome

[Ariel Hammer @arielhammer]

@GovAndyBeshear @djaycameron @DanielCameronAG @RepJohnYarmuth @RandPaul @senatemajldr I demand that you appoint a special prosecutor to immediately investigate the Louisville police department. We demand #JusticeforBreonnaTaylor !!! #SayHerName #BreonnaTaylor

[Ariel Hammer @arielhammer]

@GovAndyBeshear @djaycameron @DanielCameronAG @RepJohnYarmuth @RandPaul @senatemajldr I demand that John Mattingly, Brett Hankison, and Detective Myles Cosgrove are charged and arrested for the murder of Breonna Taylor. #SayHerName #BreonnaTaylor #JusticeforBreonnaTaylor

[Ariel Hammer @arielhammer]

@tommydudley Yes, this city is basically a cruise ship.

[Ariel Hammer @arielhammer]

@liz_hess Nothing would make me happier @liz_hess ❤️ YES PLZ