arielle

never half ass two things, whole ass one thing

[arielle @ariellelcarter]

eddie jones, head in hands, knowing he’s lost his job

[M A Y A O P P E N H E I M 💃🏻 ✍️ @MayaOppenheim]

Misogyny is the fact that when Russell Brand uses his own "promiscuity" as a defence against allegations against him, people rally behind him. Yet when women allege sexual violence, their apparent promiscuity is weaponised to undermine, disbelieve and demonise them

[Manic Kieth Preachers KC @wrb91]

Jeremy Vine when he sees literally any car or van driver:

[SP @sspencerukk]

Winter fans only exist in summer. Never see em tweeting in January “absolutely soaked, got frostbite on my bollocks and it’s dark before I leave work 🔥”

[arielle @ariellelcarter]

que the “i was gonna be professional but had a leg injury” boyos

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

No, the footballer you are yelling at is not "shit". He might have given the ball away but there's a reason you're in the stands eating a stale chicken balti pie at an extortionate price washed down with some bovril and he's on the pitch as a professional footballer

[arielle @ariellelcarter]

this is called digging yourself an even bigger hole 🤡

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis apologize for writing letters in support of Danny Masterson.

[arielle @ariellelcarter]

this is disgusting

[Kevin Feigoli @cbmmaster]

It's Ryan Gosling

[arielle @ariellelcarter]

can’t wait to see these guys in 2 weeks

[Michael ✡︎ @micieb]

Reason #39677500 why to move out of New York City.

[Michael Fry @BigDirtyFry]

Nobody:

The preamble before a recipe:

[arielle @ariellelcarter]

@FilmUpdates @sammorgz bless the eldest boy

[Marlow Stern @MarlowNYC]

RIP Jimmy Buffett. You're a real one for this 'Jurassic World' cameo.

[jay @kendallhosseini]

if they make another pride and prejudice i have a radical idea for mr. collins

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

'The Last of Us' characters Bill and Frank got married on this day, August 29, 2023.

[arielle @ariellelcarter]

@fesshole @commercialdon is this you 👀😂

[★★ @twentyeightfcs]

prison hopefully

[arielle @ariellelcarter]

??????? Excuse me

[H @hugoknowsbaII]

-Out for 2 years
-Back with his girl
-Already with a baby
-Taking solo training

I don't support abuse on women,

but the effort that Mason Greenwood has put in to reform needs a second eye.

[arielle @ariellelcarter]

what a nasty little prick