Ari Raz

CEO, The Coconut Cult

[Ari Raz @arijraz]

Can anyone explain to me why all the health influencers decided it was time to simultaneously start talking about how healthy sardines are?

[Ari Raz @arijraz]

Hey @Costco your technical support number just tried to sell me some medical devices and then connected me to an adult chat line - no joke - what the heck is going on over there? I called the number on your tech support website

[Ari Raz @arijraz]

What do you do when your kid asks for milk and the host starts pouring them ripple plant based kids milk?

[Ari Raz @arijraz]

I f I knew New York City is basically a giant Westfield Mall I would have stayed in Schenectady.

[Ari Raz @arijraz]

FaceTimed with my son while out of town. He was making cookies and I couldn’t help but sing the chorus to Thanksgiving Song by @AdamSandler replacing “turkey” with “cookie”.

The utter confusion on my son’s face baffled me. “How could anyone not recognize this song?”

[Ari Raz @arijraz]

An easy win for any major commercial airline would be to incorporate USB-C ports into their seat chargers @Delta @AlaskaAir @AmericanAir @united @SouthwestAir

[Ari Raz @arijraz]

Dafuq @amazon?! Why are y’all serving me these weird ass ads.

[Ari Raz @arijraz]

Might be my Eastern European roots, but I’ll follow a food Instagram influencer with “cabbage” in their name over “kale” any day of the week

[Ari Raz @arijraz]

According to @enterprisecares a Kia Soul is full size

[Ari Raz @arijraz]

Ha Song Kim making that clutch hit in the 7th is the stuff baseball dreams are made of

[Ari Raz @arijraz]

You seriously call this vanilla ice cream @Sysco?! High school chem labs have nothing on this ingredient label

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@OlivierColombo @onceuponafarm @MidDaySquares @nicksalto @thecoconutcult I’m in!

[Ari Raz @arijraz]

I guarantee you nobody wants this @StaterBrosMkts @tictac

[Ari Raz @arijraz]

@leadlagreport I can get behind this logic

[Ari Raz @arijraz]

Is it just me or does Whole Foods seem to have a global mandate to under roast all of their veggies just enough so that you notice it.

[Ari Raz @arijraz]

@BevNETCraven This is amazing

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[Ari Raz @arijraz]

I’m sorry Alexa, but your rendition of itsy bitsy spider by Lisa Loeb is far too sentimental for my toddler’s taste.

[Ari Raz @arijraz]

Yesterday, our 25 year old waiter insinuated our order was “basic”, I immediately added the spiciest cocktail on the menu and squid ink pasta. More waiters should do this.

[Ari Raz @arijraz]

@leadlagreport Something something blatantly obvious.

Except it’s a “global” leadership problem…

Few understand this.