Arielle Stryffeler

Life is good, love is great and Jesus is beautiful.

[Arielle Stryffeler @arilstryf]

@JordanScheller_ No you’re fine it’s everywhere.
...right?

[Arielle Stryffeler @arilstryf]

@JScheller17

[Arielle Stryffeler @arilstryf]

@JScheller17 I mean what else is there to do

[Arielle Stryffeler @arilstryf]

@kingspaceflower Yanno I think Sebastian the crab said it best: “the human world...it’s a mess”. No answers here but I forever love you and am grateful for our mems <3k

[Arielle Stryffeler @arilstryf]

@JScheller17 I don’t know what any of this means but I’m so proud of you

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

person: isn't it nice we got to sleep an extra hour last night? :)

me: you fool. you idiot. look at me. look at me in the eyes. exactly you can't because it's always dark now

[Arielle Stryffeler @arilstryf]

@JScheller17 Bug moderator, obvs

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

no one:

wall in a suburban home: Fall in LOVE. Dream BIG. Tell STORIES. Believe in MAGIC. Yell at a STRANGER. Drink 14 cups of COFFEE. Forgive even when it's hard and Lauren was WRONG. It’s wine o’clock somewhere unless you're MOM because you're in RECOVERY. Travel

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

me waiting for my number neighbor to text me first bc i’m shy

[Puma @jasonapuma_]

There’s only one person who can save Target right now #targetdown

[Spencer Mattinson @SMRedleader]

#targetdown got me like

[Jenna Fischer @jennafischer]

Ha. Ha. Ha. Well played. Just be careful he doesn't leave you at the game. #GoBlues @NHL @David_Denman

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. i am already very tired. so we’re going to try this whole thing. again tomorrow

[Arielle Stryffeler @arilstryf]

“Any fanny pack is a shoulder strap fanny pack if you’re dad enough for it” - @ashleykara20

[lando @NotLando96]

The Lord moves in mysterious ways but you don’t have to. Please use your blinker.

[jordan @JordanScheller_]

good morning to everyone except people who dont move to the left lane when an exit ramp merges into the highway and slower cars cant get in

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. i am going to have. a great day. i haven’t figured out how yet. but that’s not important

[Arielle Stryffeler @arilstryf]

Wait but this is me every time @ashleykara20 suggests a “nice run” https://t.co/QLGpRLYXTc

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i was all ready. for a lovely. relaxing walk this morning. when the human decided. we were going to run. the whole thing. i did not consent to this. and i feel like. i’m gonna die