Victor Arismendi

A @joewehnert ghostwriter.

[No Name 🍉 @MyAlmightyHero]

Sukuna king of kindess helping you sleep ❤️‍🩹

[Victor Arismendi @arismentor]

@sydragosa The abbey downtown orlando

[JVMag🇨🇭 @JVMag_ch]

Ceci n'est pas une blague, IKEA lance un mod gratuit pour Skyrim qui met en avant leur iconique étagère Kallax. Celle-ci va vous suivre pour vous proposer du stockage ainsi que des quêtes amusantes.

[Figgy The Best Cat @LordKingFigaro]

Cursed Limp Bizkit 😾

[Δίο @Diokekis]

I miss DBZ Abridged

[TrivWorks @TrivWorks]

Original recording of the “Wilhelm Scream,” one of the most famous pieces of stock audio in TV/film history

[Marine Biology Shitposts @MarineShitposts]

All part of a balanced breakfast

[You @parafactual]

ok so:
- elon forced a bluecheck on dril
- dril keeps changing his display name to evade the bluecheck
- it keeps getting put back

the question is whether elon eventually adds a special rule to dril's account, such that it never loses its check. then dril impersonates exxonmobil

[ara @arafrm]

today is all abt me (i am irish)

[wint @dril]

once you hit the six figure post count thats enough. they gotta put you down like a sick turtle

[ara @arafrm]

@BelaBo0 @arismentor 3 YEARS

[ara @arafrm]

just paid off 2 speeding tickets 3 days before they put out a warrant for my arrest who want me

[Brandon Streussnig @BrndnStrssng]

We’ve been sorely lacking a Harrison Ford type who fucking hates the thing they’re most popular for. Finally, a hero.

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

My favorite “misdirection jokes” aka screw the audience jokes

— a thread

[kira* @kiracantmizz]

happy anniversary to this tweet