Devin Seay

UVA Physics PhD

[Devin Seay @Aristobott]

Every time Im buying soap I have to restrain myself so hard from eating the soap

[Mehdi (e/λ) @BetterCallMedhi]

go fuck yourself @sama

claiming that you solved navier stokes because 10000 agents ran in circles for 88hours on a multimillion dollar gpu cluster to formalize in lean a blowup case under controlled external forcing is pure scientific vulgarity the clay mathematics institute millennium prize does not ask m whether you can artificially force a singularity in a fluid by injecting an ad hoc smooth external forcing term f(x,t) to twist the vortex until it breaks the real problem questions the fundamental stability and global smooth existence for 3dimensional incompressible euler & navier stokes equations under natural conservation laws and viscous dissipation alone using a mathematical loophole on forced equations to parade a century old victory is a major conceptual scam Altman

technically & epistemologically what you present as an agi breakthrough is nothing more than bruteforce combinatorial autoformalization the ai did not understand fluid mechanics it simply navigated a continuous search space previously mapped out and constrained by the monumental work of human mathematicians like tristan buckmaster/ levent alpöge / diego córdoba or tarek elgindi coordinating 10000 agents to check the logical consistency of a 100 page proof via lean is a software engineering feat and computational parallelization triumph not an intrinsic scientific discovery it is the victory of the compute bulldozer over abstract human intuition repackaged for the public as a higher mathematical consciousness

to this theoretical imposture you add a disgusting ethical and industrial cynicism taking advantage of private codex sessions and informal preprints from academic researchers to siphon their research leads and then trying to redact or erase the contribution of levent alpöge under the pretext that he works at rival anthropic is intellectual serfdom openai behaves like a feudal lord of silicon appropriating the cognitive subsistence of independent scholars threatening their careers behind closed doors if they protest and turning community academic labor into a privatized pressrelease

this entire staged event serves a desperate financial agenda in a pre ipo panic facing the slowdown of scaling laws and growing investor skepticism over the profitability of foundational models openai needs to manufacture an artificial sputnik moment claiming to solve a millennium prize without immediately submitting the proof to traditional peer review means using the prestige of fundamental mathematics as cheap marketing fuel to inflate a delusional valuation!!!

real science is not a clout chase on social media or a compute spike spent to rob the clay mathematics institute it is a quest for elegance physical truth and universal rigor to decode reality true artificial intelligence will not emerge from hostile corporate takeover of academic work hidden behind computational bruteforce but from architectures capable of generating new conceptual paradigms by masquerading constrained formalization as the collapse of physics greatest mysteries you did not solve navier stokes you only proved how far silicon valley will go to prostitute scientific integrity for capitalist spectacle

[😡fermion, PhD @angryfermion]

this is because PhD level physicists also do worse on high school level physics questions

[Martin Bauer @martinmbauer]

This is what you get when you raise a generation on LED/LCD screens. Bring back Braun tubes and magnets!

[😡fermion, PhD @angryfermion]

E = mc^2 + AI

[Eduard Habsburg @EduardHabsburg]

Victory at last!
(Our plans are measured in centuries. We have other prospects.)

[Cake ♡ Coms on VGen @ScharkDesign]

#VGen50KDTIYS
Going for a #VGenCode ^w^ I'd love to make a VGen account also Genie is an adorable character I had fun drawing them!

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[reid @thereidfeed]

“And Mr Trump your closing remarks?”

[cesar @trashpopsong]

#DebateNight

[Populism Updates @PopulismUpdates]

French leftist leader Jean-Luc Melenchon reacts to a video of dancing Charizard on his Instagram story (via @3arbiDuFutur) https://t.co/4voBHHHrVI

[Khoi Dao @khoidaooo]

i walked into a parisian bakery and said “bonjour. deux croissants s'il vous plaît” in absolutely, impeccably perfect french and the lady behind the counter still hit me with that “okay and what else”

[ₕₐₘₚₜₒₙ @hamptonism]

They literally made a Convolutional Neural Network in Minecraft before we got GPT-5.

[the finite physicist @FinitePhysicist]

missed witnessing the birth of my child because the colloquium speaker went 15 minutes over

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

you wouldn't last a day in the asylum where they raised me

[jam @jdkaknak]

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