Aristotle

[Aristotle @aristotle_005]

Shida ni wewe hukutaka lakini sisi tulitaka ikue hivo😂😂😂

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Não era o arranque que queríamos, mas isto está longe de ter acabado. Cabeça levantada e foco no próximo jogo.

[Aristotle @aristotle_005]

@ceraliza How were you: Hygiene-wise? Sweaty?😂😂, Mouth odour? 🥲😭😂😂 Armpits, etc...
How was your communication both in talking and maybe laughing? Maybe you laughed sheepishly not once😂😂

[Veloria🐬 @veloriahq]

“𝘞𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭 '𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘴'. 𝘞𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘴 𝘸𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘫𝘶𝘥𝘨𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘦𝘱𝘵.”

— 𝘚𝘩𝘢𝘮𝘴 𝘛𝘢𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘻𝘪

[Aristotle @aristotle_005]

And the world is happy 😂😂🎊🤝

[. @Fimiye]

Opening Twitter immediately after waking up to check the state of the world is basically our generation’s version of our grandfathers reading the newspaper every morning.

[Aristotle @aristotle_005]

Ka we ni fan wa Arsenal na umekua CBD kuona the counterfeit trophy, tofauti yako na wafuasi wa Awour ni nguo🥲. Akili🤞😂😂

[Aristotle @aristotle_005]

@SpeakerKLusaka Hello mhesh, education wise naforciwa kudefer juu ya school fees huku Karatina University, siwezi Fanya exams... Nmetry kukuengage in your DMs but haigoo through

[Aristotle @aristotle_005]

@SpeakerKLusaka @WilliamsRuto Good morning bwana Governer, I am trying to reach you in you DMs but I can't access you. I'm Caleb Wanjala from Webuye East a second year student Karatina University and I really need a convo with you privately...

[Aristotle @aristotle_005]

@AmberRayz Dr

[Aristotle @aristotle_005]

Clarity changes everything. One right adjustment and the whole world lights up 😌🤩✨
Good morning
#RejectFuelPrices

[Aristotle @aristotle_005]

How I wished, lakini anxiety na paranoia ni nani? 🥲😂😂😂🙌

[ᎻᎬΝᏟᎷᎪΝ  @4hmpff]

Heri uwachane na mambo ya madem kuliko kuachana na bhangi.

[Aristotle @aristotle_005]

"Laana ilikam venye nilianza kutinga ngwai na Bible🥹😂😂"
@VirusimbayaSV

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Rizla anaku lakini lazima zishike kama ibada🍁

[Aristotle @aristotle_005]

@Obegi_ @vachuoso

[ONYEKA V ™ @Sironyeka]

If you plan to take your mom out of poverty, repost this.

[Quantum @AmbrosMr_]

Nakumbuka 2024 nilijoin a certain dating app, na nikaamua kutry nione kama naezapata baddie wa kujifurahisha na yeye every weekend. After a few bullets kumiss nikaangukia a beautiful mijikenda babe alikuwa anaishi Voi. Akanipatia number ya greenapp na apo ndio lugha ikashika. Tukapanga nitalipia yeye sgr weekend moja akuje kejani ndio at least nisome katiba but unfortunately nikakuwa fixed so hakuweza kukuja. The following monday, nikaona amepost beshte yake kwa status na Rip and as a caring guy, nika sympathize na yy. After a day, nikaona amepost mwingine with Rip and this time nikaignore and asked myself a load of questions. What shocked me the most ni aty within a span of 1 week alipost 4 of her friends aty wamededi na ivo ndio nikasema “Naomba nijiondoe kabisa.”
Nikitoka na nikadelete 3 sure dating apps na sijawahirudi adi wa leo.

[Nimechill @Billyjules_ke]

My highschool classmate aliishi kusaka no yangu ,so during feb we met tukapiga sherehe ju imekua long since we did kcse.Tho didn't know hii nikama traps , jamaa mi ni comrade na ako on dms asking for 500bob , nita mtolea wapi🤦

[NI MIMI 🤦 @amthetherapy]

Mwalimu si mimi nime shout "Majembe "

[L3wi.s @Mnauwoo]

kukaa for long bila kuomba mathe pesa thinking that leo nikimwitisha ataniekea mingi was a very stupid decision 😭😭.

[Njuguna @coolkid__8]

Kuna mtu alisema before 2027 August tutakuwa tumejionea maajabu 😂😂 this is just the beginning

[Omambia 🥶 @chris29ke]

Mtu akitaka kueka badge ya yellow anafaa kufinya wapi