𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓿𝓲𝓻𝓽𝓾𝓸𝓼𝓸

Fix your own life no one gives a Fuck 'bout your problems

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Following yesterday’s events, i have been overwhelmed by the messages of support and encouragement. I will speak to the press this morning to address some of your concerns. Ahsanteni sana. God bless.

[𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓿𝓲𝓻𝓽𝓾𝓸𝓼𝓸 @vachuoso]

Pale high school I was a total menace. Tell me why nilikua napitia kitchen daily na tupia sweater ndani ya chai iko kwa Ile sufuria kubwa alafu naibeba dorm nakamua napata vikombe kama sigistiin?😂😂💔

[𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓿𝓲𝓻𝓽𝓾𝓸𝓼𝓸 @vachuoso]

Nawashikisha rada,nikiwashika stuff... Lazima kuwachanganya ju maisha ni tough

[𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓿𝓲𝓻𝓽𝓾𝓸𝓼𝓸 @vachuoso]

@Kibet_97 https://t.co/nxydG6T3Q0

[𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓿𝓲𝓻𝓽𝓾𝓸𝓼𝓸 @vachuoso]

@Jimmy6404994283 @pop_outpace_ zoea ni gani?😂😂

[I am Chege @_James041]

Fifteen street children have died in a month. Nine were buried yesterday at the Lang'ata Cemetery and six are yet to be buried. I would like to read the postmortem reports.

[𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓿𝓲𝓻𝓽𝓾𝓸𝓼𝓸 @vachuoso]

@hiroo243 Fuata Nyayo

[𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓿𝓲𝓻𝓽𝓾𝓸𝓼𝓸 @vachuoso]

Pale tao unaenda kuangalia mwizi akipigwa, akimbiwa ataje wenzake anaanza kukuangalia🤣🤣

[𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓿𝓲𝓻𝓽𝓾𝓸𝓼𝓸 @vachuoso]

@Mbithe_Mulinge Niekee ya shkudu mamanguu 🥲

[𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓿𝓲𝓻𝓽𝓾𝓸𝓼𝓸 @vachuoso]

If you feel suicidal, tell me I'm looking for someone to sacrifice

[𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓿𝓲𝓻𝓽𝓾𝓸𝓼𝓸 @vachuoso]

@Josh001J @klkkkellll 😂😂😂

[DCI KENYA @DCI_Kenya]

Hon Barasa, is wanted for the cold blooded murder of Brian, whom he shot on the forehead killing him on the spot, on Tuesday, August 8, at Chebukwabi in Kimilili, Bungoma county. A specialized team of sleuths based from the elite Crime Research & Intelligence Bureau and the

[𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓿𝓲𝓻𝓽𝓾𝓸𝓼𝓸 @vachuoso]

@HELBpage Ntakufia Karatina 🙆🙆🥲

[𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓿𝓲𝓻𝓽𝓾𝓸𝓼𝓸 @vachuoso]

@HELBpage Hii pesa rada mumeamua nikufie shule?🥲

[Essie @EcEssie]

Guys, if you are in a position to help me saa hizi I’ll appreciate. I need blood type A+ or O+ at Nairobi south hospital. It’s urgent . RT my donor might be on this TL.

[𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓿𝓲𝓻𝓽𝓾𝓸𝓼𝓸 @vachuoso]

@mistaken_47 @kijanayamwingii Anatuona haga zake😂😂

[jacob juma @kabetes]

This Year's Christmas is a special one for William Ruto since next year's one will find him in ICC prison. I know what am saying. Remind me.

[AI with MERLIN @Weeleey6]

normalize passing the blunt before narrating your stupid stories my nigga

[𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓿𝓲𝓻𝓽𝓾𝓸𝓼𝓸 @vachuoso]

Aliye juu hajashuka, alichizi🤯😅😅
Wahenga hawaamini😂😂😂💔

[𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓿𝓲𝓻𝓽𝓾𝓸𝓼𝓸 @vachuoso]

And it's now the real deal😂😂✌️

[Njuguna @coolkid__8]

The more I think about M-Pesa, the more it wows me bro. Do you know how hard it is to convince Africans with their money? These guys convinced an entire country that a text message with some encryption is real money. That’s insane.