Ari Teman

Comedian,
Founder:
@JovariAuto Jetspeed,
@GateGuardXYZ AI Doorman,
@sunflowerctrs Psychedelic Therapy & Research,
@JCorps Volunteering,
Designer

[Ari Teman @AriTeman]

We went viral in over a dozen countries!

More than shown here. :)

Follow @jovariauto for updates

[Ari Teman @AriTeman]

Introducing the "Supersonic Airport"

Supersonic flight is coming back thanks to @bscholl @boomsupersonic, but for many flights you spend more time getting to, through, and from the airport than actually flying.

Jovari Jetspeed™ fixes that -- a patent-pending, modular airport + aircraft system by @JovariAuto that slashes millions of hours and billions of wasted dollars from air travel.

Watch the demo (sound on) 🧵

[Ari Teman @AriTeman]

@kevin_nealon Pretty sure @kileynoodles will take him

[Ari Teman @AriTeman]

@SahilBloom I had only sans serif fonts but saved up and finally bought the serifs

[Ari Teman @AriTeman]

Every GPS system says "recalculating route" instead of "we're lost" because they all speak in a woman's voice and lack the ability to admit they're wrong

[Ari Teman @AriTeman]

@nikitabier @LangmanVince Couldn't a quick shazam-like scan identify and warn users not to do this, @nikitabier ?

Audio first and a few screen grabs for 99% of the video to lower processing needs.

[Ari Teman @AriTeman]

@MaxNordau 👀

[Ari Teman @AriTeman]

@MaxNordau Coffee?

[Ari Teman @AriTeman]

The only moat is hardware.

99.9% everything else we ( https://t.co/1a3lLOTXtB) clone or build on our own. All companies will do this.

Most software is dead. The rest will be soon.

Few can build devices to take a beating (Fewer still can develop humans to do it but my Yeshiva day schools accidentally did a great job of it 🙃) and handle real world distribution so that'll still be a moat... for a few more years.

[Epstein File Search @epsteinsearchin]

Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche says the Justice Department is releasing more than 3 million Epstein documents, including 2,000 videos and 180,000 images.

An NPR investigation found the same department withheld records it was ordered to release unredacted.

[Ari Teman @AriTeman]

@SunflowerCtrs @JTLonsdale Thank you

[Ari Teman @AriTeman]

@JoelWBerry @SethDillon @DSterling1948 Now do a chart like that of people who donated big or have millions of dollars and those who have been pardoned other than the j6 crew.

[Alice Marie Johnson @AliceMarieFree]

President Trump gave me a second chance at life. Now, it is my mission to help others have the same opportunity.

We have sent emails to the University of Minnesota, University of Chicago, University of St. Thomas, University of California, Villanova University, and NYU with additional details on how their clemency clinics can participate in this important effort. We are excited to partner with law students and faculty to submit candidates that deserve a second chance for consideration.

As a reminder, anyone is able to submit a clemency request for consideration.

[Ari Teman @AriTeman]

@KassyAkiva @DavidMKeyes Cholov Yisroel

[Ari Teman @AriTeman]

@EdMartinDOJ @WHFraudTF Yes, Ed. Stop the fraud.

[RealJohnDutton @RealJohnDutton]

@MartinShkreli You have to pay for pardons. Just ask @AriTeman who deserves one.

[pagliacci the hated 🌝 @Slatzism]

@Polymarket We’re running out of new sentences

[Ari Teman @AriTeman]

@mikeeisenberg They're in the basement

[Ari Teman @AriTeman]

@RobertFreundLaw Lol

[Antonello Guerrera @antoguerrera]

Former Ferrari chairman Montezemolo tears the new electric Ferrari “Luce” apart:

“I cannot say what I really think: I would harm Ferrari. We risk the destruction of a legend. So sorry. Take the Prancing Horse off. At least the Chinese won’t copy this car”

[Ari Teman @AriTeman]

@RealJohnDutton @MartinShkreli Harmeet Dhillon is extorting the innocent for 6 figure payments and her partner is White House Counsel so there's no pardon without a bribe unless the Dhillon Law folks are kicked out of the White House.

https://t.co/PTbOtJO9y7

[Ari Teman @AriTeman]

Hi Harmeet, @pnjaban , I am sure you're unaware of this as you prepare to enter the DOJ Civil Rights role but someone in your firm is sending out template retainer agreements to get pardons for people your firm already said pro bono were innocent. (I do not want a pardon, I want the DOJ to do the right thing and dismiss this case.)

Given your new role in the DOJ this feels like this individual is selling access to power while your out of the office – it feels very sketchy to me and my family and other lawyers who have advocated for my freedom!

Your firm already asked @realDonaldTrump and the AG pro-bono to pardon me or dismiss the case, and that was only prevented because of January 6 (“J6”) derailing so many efforts, so why is this rogue attorney suddenly demanding $150,000 to say the SAME thing your firm already said PUBLICLY when the only difference is you're now in power?

It feels very unethical and exactly the kind of corruption @elonmusk
and @VivekGRamaswamy and so many others invested so much into rooting out.

I am sure you will correct this and make sure your team isn't selling access while you're at the DOJ and that you and @PamBondi will act immediately to dismiss what you and your firm and so many other legal experts called a "major injustice" by a corrupt SDNY.

@RonColeman wrote to @realDonaldTrump: "The conviction of Mr. Teman for fraud on the basis of his company's online terms creates a real danger for online businesses and their executives that is not justified by statute and threatens all e-commerce enterprises." ( https://t.co/wDXxFjp49v )

Many other legal experts and community leaders have asked @realDonaldTrump to pardon me.

I'm asking you now to reiterate your dedication to corruption-free justice and to ensure this “major injustice” as your law partner and others ( https://t.co/ecTNmjbU7q) have called it is immediately put to an end.

Dismiss this case immediately and pardon me ONLY if the sociopath Obama-nominated judge refuses to honor the dismissal as they did to @genflynn.

Last time around I was told people were selling pardons and blocking anyone who did not pay. I regret not speaking to publicly and asking @Cernovich and @scottadamssays and @elonmusk and others with large followings to advocate for pardons to not be “pay to play”. I cannot remain silent in the face of such injustice anymore. Too many innocent defendants were denied freedom for 4 years because grifters corrupted the pardons.

Please ensure no further attempts to sell access to pardons are made and a fair and transparent pardon advocacy for the innocent is the only thing your firm is doing while you're away. Surely your reputation and that of the DOJ is not worth this one used car salesman of a lawyer shaking down an innocent man and his family for $150K!

The text of the retainer is uploaded to Google directly here and screenshots are attached so people can see the price of a Pardon this guy she's wired into your account for someone you already said it's innocent!!

@elonmusk, there can be no @doge if those closest to Trump or their associates are selling access and cheating the innocent without funds out of their fair shake so please ensure I and others who are innocent are freed without having to pay ransoms.

Please free me immediately. I have suffered so much injustice, as your own @RonColeman points out. Please do not demand $150000 from me and my family to give us the civil rights you're appointed to defend.

Please reply to confirm this attorney was not correct to demand these funds using your name and that you will work with @pambondi and @realdonaldtrump to free me immediately.

https://t.co/8VZzAmUZug

It's in God's hands. Thank you.

[Arnold Roth @arnoldroth]

Dear Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche @DAGToddBlanche, @TheJusticeDept:

The post below describes the enraging way my American child’s killer has evaded US justice for years despite her 2017 designation as an @FBIMostWanted.

If the facts are right, I request a video call.

[Ari Teman @AriTeman]

@bscholl @SimoneSyed My bad. I moved my mattress out of the shelter (maamad) last night, guaranteeing the resumption of war.