Ari Teman

Comedian,
Founder:
@JovariAuto Jetspeed,
@GateGuardXYZ AI Doorman,
@sunflowerctrs Psychedelic Therapy & Research,
@JCorps Volunteering,
Designer

[Ari Teman @AriTeman]

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[Ari Teman @AriTeman]

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[Ari Teman @AriTeman]

@ArgamaniNoa Mazal Tov.

How will you use your resources and experience to help Pidyon Shvuyim for others still held captive in various ways globally?

[Ari Teman @AriTeman]

@HarmeetKDhillon You extorted Jews for pardons the minute you were nominated and are only pretending to care about Jews to cover for your corruption.

@Jon_Gross is correct about you.

Hopefully @StephenM cleans up the corruption you brought into the DOJ.

[Ari Teman @AriTeman]

Hi Harmeet, @pnjaban , I am sure you're unaware of this as you prepare to enter the DOJ Civil Rights role but someone in your firm is sending out template retainer agreements to get pardons for people your firm already said pro bono were innocent. (I do not want a pardon, I want the DOJ to do the right thing and dismiss this case.)

Given your new role in the DOJ this feels like this individual is selling access to power while your out of the office – it feels very sketchy to me and my family and other lawyers who have advocated for my freedom!

Your firm already asked @realDonaldTrump and the AG pro-bono to pardon me or dismiss the case, and that was only prevented because of January 6 (“J6”) derailing so many efforts, so why is this rogue attorney suddenly demanding $150,000 to say the SAME thing your firm already said PUBLICLY when the only difference is you're now in power?

It feels very unethical and exactly the kind of corruption @elonmusk
and @VivekGRamaswamy and so many others invested so much into rooting out.

I am sure you will correct this and make sure your team isn't selling access while you're at the DOJ and that you and @PamBondi will act immediately to dismiss what you and your firm and so many other legal experts called a "major injustice" by a corrupt SDNY.

@RonColeman wrote to @realDonaldTrump: "The conviction of Mr. Teman for fraud on the basis of his company's online terms creates a real danger for online businesses and their executives that is not justified by statute and threatens all e-commerce enterprises." ( https://t.co/wDXxFjp49v )

Many other legal experts and community leaders have asked @realDonaldTrump to pardon me.

I'm asking you now to reiterate your dedication to corruption-free justice and to ensure this “major injustice” as your law partner and others ( https://t.co/ecTNmjbU7q) have called it is immediately put to an end.

Dismiss this case immediately and pardon me ONLY if the sociopath Obama-nominated judge refuses to honor the dismissal as they did to @genflynn.

Last time around I was told people were selling pardons and blocking anyone who did not pay. I regret not speaking to publicly and asking @Cernovich and @scottadamssays and @elonmusk and others with large followings to advocate for pardons to not be “pay to play”. I cannot remain silent in the face of such injustice anymore. Too many innocent defendants were denied freedom for 4 years because grifters corrupted the pardons.

Please ensure no further attempts to sell access to pardons are made and a fair and transparent pardon advocacy for the innocent is the only thing your firm is doing while you're away. Surely your reputation and that of the DOJ is not worth this one used car salesman of a lawyer shaking down an innocent man and his family for $150K!

The text of the retainer is uploaded to Google directly here and screenshots are attached so people can see the price of a Pardon this guy she's wired into your account for someone you already said it's innocent!!

@elonmusk, there can be no @doge if those closest to Trump or their associates are selling access and cheating the innocent without funds out of their fair shake so please ensure I and others who are innocent are freed without having to pay ransoms.

Please free me immediately. I have suffered so much injustice, as your own @RonColeman points out. Please do not demand $150000 from me and my family to give us the civil rights you're appointed to defend.

Please reply to confirm this attorney was not correct to demand these funds using your name and that you will work with @pambondi and @realdonaldtrump to free me immediately.

https://t.co/8VZzAmUZug

It's in God's hands. Thank you.

[Microsoft 365 Status @MSFT365Status]

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[Ari Teman @AriTeman]

@Jon_Gross A Teaneck kid not spelling it "Shabbat"... 🤔

[Kathleen Anderson @RepubliKate]

My brother’s friend drives a Tesla. This is 3 videos of the same accident. The Tesla, on self drive, sees the approaching car coming from behind at excessive speed and moves out of the way. Driver of speeding car was killed. Amazing technology @elonmusk.

[Antonio García Martínez @antoniogm]

Never feel more Latin than when the Anglo Saxons are having a trillion-dollar crashout over some absolutely mundane, if somewhat sordid, affair.

[Ari Teman @AriTeman]

@KassyAkiva Mazal Tov

[Ari Teman @AriTeman]

@RockyMtnRapscal @Cernovich Even Israelis bitch about Israel sometimes on X. We have freedom of speech.

You speak up in the USA and a bunch of pedophiles in the DOJ go after you... so maybe clean up your own house first.

[BeijaFlor @samba_drome]

@Cernovich Israel is an amazing place. The energy is totally different there. A real blend of cultures and mindsets, both ancient and ultra modern

food is amazing too

[Ari Teman @AriTeman]

@Cernovich It's nothing like you see in the news.

You can travel to Europe for a bit and then hop to Israel if you prefer to do shorter flights with a break in between.

You know very well how inaccurate it can be if you've only learned about something from the news and social media.

[Ashlee Vance @ashleevance]

Uhhhhh. WTF is actually going on?????

[Laura Rozen @lrozen]

Trump, Witkoff and Lutnick have all used their positions to enrich their sons, at the expense of US national interests, with chips, crypto, UAE, China, etc.

[Naval @naval]

You’d think we’d have learned from Steve Jobs and Travis Kalanick that one does not just simply replace the founder…

[Sarah Fields @SarahisCensored]

Laura Loomer is a cancer to this country. I’ve tried to blow the whistle on her for years. She’s not who you think she is.

[Pavel Durov @durov]

Unfair that CEOs who aren’t into Asian girls get fewer dating options from spy agencies.

Where are the French/Russian/Iranian honeypots? Not one spy girl sent my way. Are they even trying?

France is excused — their decision-makers aren’t into girls. Everyone else: try harder!

[Ari Teman @AriTeman]

@MattWalshBlog Harmeet started selling her office out the day she was nominated and she quit the minute they lost their majority...

[Ari Teman @AriTeman]

Hi Harmeet, @pnjaban , I am sure you're unaware of this as you prepare to enter the DOJ Civil Rights role but someone in your firm is sending out template retainer agreements to get pardons for people your firm already said pro bono were innocent. (I do not want a pardon, I want the DOJ to do the right thing and dismiss this case.)

Given your new role in the DOJ this feels like this individual is selling access to power while your out of the office – it feels very sketchy to me and my family and other lawyers who have advocated for my freedom!

Your firm already asked @realDonaldTrump and the AG pro-bono to pardon me or dismiss the case, and that was only prevented because of January 6 (“J6”) derailing so many efforts, so why is this rogue attorney suddenly demanding $150,000 to say the SAME thing your firm already said PUBLICLY when the only difference is you're now in power?

It feels very unethical and exactly the kind of corruption @elonmusk
and @VivekGRamaswamy and so many others invested so much into rooting out.

I am sure you will correct this and make sure your team isn't selling access while you're at the DOJ and that you and @PamBondi will act immediately to dismiss what you and your firm and so many other legal experts called a "major injustice" by a corrupt SDNY.

@RonColeman wrote to @realDonaldTrump: "The conviction of Mr. Teman for fraud on the basis of his company's online terms creates a real danger for online businesses and their executives that is not justified by statute and threatens all e-commerce enterprises." ( https://t.co/wDXxFjp49v )

Many other legal experts and community leaders have asked @realDonaldTrump to pardon me.

I'm asking you now to reiterate your dedication to corruption-free justice and to ensure this “major injustice” as your law partner and others ( https://t.co/ecTNmjbU7q) have called it is immediately put to an end.

Dismiss this case immediately and pardon me ONLY if the sociopath Obama-nominated judge refuses to honor the dismissal as they did to @genflynn.

Last time around I was told people were selling pardons and blocking anyone who did not pay. I regret not speaking to publicly and asking @Cernovich and @scottadamssays and @elonmusk and others with large followings to advocate for pardons to not be “pay to play”. I cannot remain silent in the face of such injustice anymore. Too many innocent defendants were denied freedom for 4 years because grifters corrupted the pardons.

Please ensure no further attempts to sell access to pardons are made and a fair and transparent pardon advocacy for the innocent is the only thing your firm is doing while you're away. Surely your reputation and that of the DOJ is not worth this one used car salesman of a lawyer shaking down an innocent man and his family for $150K!

The text of the retainer is uploaded to Google directly here and screenshots are attached so people can see the price of a Pardon this guy she's wired into your account for someone you already said it's innocent!!

@elonmusk, there can be no @doge if those closest to Trump or their associates are selling access and cheating the innocent without funds out of their fair shake so please ensure I and others who are innocent are freed without having to pay ransoms.

Please free me immediately. I have suffered so much injustice, as your own @RonColeman points out. Please do not demand $150000 from me and my family to give us the civil rights you're appointed to defend.

Please reply to confirm this attorney was not correct to demand these funds using your name and that you will work with @pambondi and @realdonaldtrump to free me immediately.

https://t.co/8VZzAmUZug

It's in God's hands. Thank you.

[Ari Teman @AriTeman]

Dear Nvidia team members:

If you feel the urge to be f*cked by the Chinese, just go watch them build the Tel Aviv light rail.

[Ari Teman @AriTeman]

@shaunmmaguire Ok, fine.
I'll be CEO.
I have no wife and can stipulate to not sleep with Asian women.

[Vote For Gleason - US Senate @VoteForGleason]

Hey @JeffBuongiorno is the shifty attorney in this email the one who was behind the no/no ballot cover up?

[2024 Palm Beach Supervisor of Elections "ELECT" @JeffBuongiorno]

@VoteForGleason Yes, Matt Sarrelson...