Ari Teman

Comedian,
Founder:
@JovariAuto Jetspeed,
@GateGuardXYZ AI Doorman,
@sunflowerctrs Psychedelic Therapy & Research,
@JCorps Volunteering,
Designer

[Ari Teman @AriTeman]

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[Ari Teman @AriTeman]

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[Vote For Gleason - US Senate @VoteForGleason]

Hey @JeffBuongiorno is the shifty attorney in this email the one who was behind the no/no ballot cover up?

[2024 Palm Beach Supervisor of Elections "ELECT" @JeffBuongiorno]

@VoteForGleason Yes, Matt Sarrelson...

[Ari Teman @AriTeman]

@Joeoltmann Have seen similar.

Also

[Ari Teman @AriTeman]

Hi Harmeet, @pnjaban , I am sure you're unaware of this as you prepare to enter the DOJ Civil Rights role but someone in your firm is sending out template retainer agreements to get pardons for people your firm already said pro bono were innocent. (I do not want a pardon, I want the DOJ to do the right thing and dismiss this case.)

Given your new role in the DOJ this feels like this individual is selling access to power while your out of the office – it feels very sketchy to me and my family and other lawyers who have advocated for my freedom!

Your firm already asked @realDonaldTrump and the AG pro-bono to pardon me or dismiss the case, and that was only prevented because of January 6 (“J6”) derailing so many efforts, so why is this rogue attorney suddenly demanding $150,000 to say the SAME thing your firm already said PUBLICLY when the only difference is you're now in power?

It feels very unethical and exactly the kind of corruption @elonmusk
and @VivekGRamaswamy and so many others invested so much into rooting out.

I am sure you will correct this and make sure your team isn't selling access while you're at the DOJ and that you and @PamBondi will act immediately to dismiss what you and your firm and so many other legal experts called a "major injustice" by a corrupt SDNY.

@RonColeman wrote to @realDonaldTrump: "The conviction of Mr. Teman for fraud on the basis of his company's online terms creates a real danger for online businesses and their executives that is not justified by statute and threatens all e-commerce enterprises." ( https://t.co/wDXxFjp49v )

Many other legal experts and community leaders have asked @realDonaldTrump to pardon me.

I'm asking you now to reiterate your dedication to corruption-free justice and to ensure this “major injustice” as your law partner and others ( https://t.co/ecTNmjbU7q) have called it is immediately put to an end.

Dismiss this case immediately and pardon me ONLY if the sociopath Obama-nominated judge refuses to honor the dismissal as they did to @genflynn.

Last time around I was told people were selling pardons and blocking anyone who did not pay. I regret not speaking to publicly and asking @Cernovich and @scottadamssays and @elonmusk and others with large followings to advocate for pardons to not be “pay to play”. I cannot remain silent in the face of such injustice anymore. Too many innocent defendants were denied freedom for 4 years because grifters corrupted the pardons.

Please ensure no further attempts to sell access to pardons are made and a fair and transparent pardon advocacy for the innocent is the only thing your firm is doing while you're away. Surely your reputation and that of the DOJ is not worth this one used car salesman of a lawyer shaking down an innocent man and his family for $150K!

The text of the retainer is uploaded to Google directly here and screenshots are attached so people can see the price of a Pardon this guy she's wired into your account for someone you already said it's innocent!!

@elonmusk, there can be no @doge if those closest to Trump or their associates are selling access and cheating the innocent without funds out of their fair shake so please ensure I and others who are innocent are freed without having to pay ransoms.

Please free me immediately. I have suffered so much injustice, as your own @RonColeman points out. Please do not demand $150000 from me and my family to give us the civil rights you're appointed to defend.

Please reply to confirm this attorney was not correct to demand these funds using your name and that you will work with @pambondi and @realdonaldtrump to free me immediately.

https://t.co/8VZzAmUZug

It's in God's hands. Thank you.

[Derrick Evans @DerrickEvans4WV]

I’m sorry but these people need to be arrested.

This is not ok for anyone to do this, regardless of which party they are affiliated with.

[Ari Teman @AriTeman]

@dadstartingover Mushrooms and MDMA

[Mark Mitchell, Honest Pollster @honestpollster]

Drain the swamp, am I rite?

[Ari Teman @AriTeman]

@RonDeSantis It was very helpful and well-run. Thank you.

[Dr Brian of London 🇮🇱 @brianoflondon]

Prayers still needed.

[Ari Teman @AriTeman]

@KassyAkiva Ask if they will move you to a room with a window. It will help healing.

https://t.co/sLdWw5BfTH

[Ari Teman @AriTeman]

@Average_NY_Guy There's a Shnitzler road
https://t.co/D5LY5jJ2qG

[LindellTV @RealLindellTV]

🚨 FORMER DOJ INSIDER BLASTS HARMEET DHILLON: “WE PROTECT THE DOJ!”

Former DOJ official Jonathan Gross makes a STUNNING allegation against @HarmeetKDhillon, claiming she shut down his push to investigate abuses within the federal government.

“We don't do that. We are the DOJ. We protect the DOJ.”

@Jon_Gross claims a FOIA request revealed Dhillon fired JUST TWO PEOPLE, while career DOJ officials remained in place.

“She didn't clean out the DOJ. That is a false claim.”

Gross also blasts the department's handling of cases involving @realTinaPeters, @JamesOKeefeIII, and pro-life advocates, questioning where the promised accountability went.

“Her accomplishments are zero.”

[Ryan Goodman @rgoodlaw]

2/ Second federal judge to call out the same DOJ attorney.

Judge Brown (Trump appointee): "respondents raise matters that are both factually incorrect and legally spurious"

"Counsel for respondents also mischaracterized the Court’s invitation to brief these issues, omitting important portions of the transcript"

[Ryan Goodman @rgoodlaw]

Scoop by me

"Bad faith, a deliberate attempt to mislead the Court, perpetuate a fraud on the tribunal, and violate obligations under Rule 11.”

Judge bars DOJ attorney from ever appearing again in immigration enforcement case.

https://t.co/C7zbypArUG

[Mark Mitchell, Honest Pollster @honestpollster]

Q accounts, fed posters, and Trump shill accounts are now all posting the same copypastas.

It's just dismaying at this point.

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

😂🤣 New talking points have dropped.

[Gabe Kaminsky @gekaminsky]

Susie Wiles' old lobbying firm made $186 million under Trump, per @CBSNews analysis of filings. Now it's caught in MAGA's civil war

https://t.co/TZQAL4wkEN

[Will Sommer @willsommer]

Trump advisor Alex Bruesewitz has been going after Laura Loomer for undisclosed paid posts. Now a day after Bruesewitz’s business partner accused him of having his own Qatari entanglements, Brues declares an end to the influencer wars. What a coincidence.

[Ari Teman @AriTeman]

@Cernovich Another missed Trump promise.
They could make such rent regulation illegal Federally and fix cities quickly.

[Palmer Luckey @PalmerLuckey]

@mashadrokova Who is the most successful founder you have backed?

[Ari Teman @AriTeman]

@Jon_Gross @EagleEdMartin Why couldn't he do anything?