𝔸𝕣𝕚 🇵🇸🕊️

“𝐈 𝐠𝐨 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠.” - 𝐅𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐳 𝐊𝐚𝐟𝐤𝐚, 𝟏𝟗𝟏𝟓 🧸 @manutd

[Nik Stankovic @nikstankovic_]

There is a whole world out there you know nothing about

[konetoivonen @konetoivonen]

@EvanAboutCinema

[💫 @roqueXI]

Could’ve waited for the picture to download

[John Beef Wellingoon 🔺🇮🇹 @jbeefwellingon]

It seems my ex wife has child custodymogged me due to my
neglectmaxxing

[Sya is making music and zines (now full time) @syahdoingstuff]

I respect religion (as a personal belief) but I don't respect religion (as a structural sociopolitical institution)

[Mihir7 @sungchinwoo_7]

Bro released both the arrow and the bow 😭😭😭

[sucks @powerbottomdad1]

uber nigeria lmao. "yeah hey can i get a ride to uh... the hut with no address"

[𝔸𝕣𝕚 🇵🇸🕊️ @arixnyc]

@stefdhrhsf @trashysaumya it was much easier back then. their app, website and multiple other numbers are out of service now, that’s why I mentioned the one number

[𝔸𝕣𝕚 🇵🇸🕊️ @arixnyc]

@stefdhrhsf @trashysaumya they do, there’s only one number you need to call and minimum order of 1.5k

[Will Stone @WillStoneCFB]

It always cracks me up that the goal of American Idol was to find the best singer in the country and they found her on the literal first try.

[J🍀 @jrmrbb]

Podría verlo repetido 100 veces y no me cansaría.

[𝔸𝕣𝕚 🇵🇸🕊️ @arixnyc]

@ZaidBalll Anna Wintour.

[(Insert Cleverer Reference Here) 🍉 @Aaron18_Music]

The lead songwriter for the K-Pop Demon Hunters movie: "Yeah so we purposefully made this song impossible for any one person to sing live, to drive home that these characters are superhuman."

Kelly Clarkson:

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: A friend of mine is a very obese person. I said, you're an extremely obese person. He's begging me not to mention his name because I'll destroy his reputation. He had some fat drugs. I said: it's not working—you look like shit.

[kraken @supkraken]

had to be there

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Someone recently asked me how to deal with pet hair on clothes and I said I think pet hair adds to an outfit. Much like how authentic paint stains suggest you did something cool, pet hair and patched up stuff like this show you care about an animal, which is a virtue.

[mommy sha @Shamonix_]

What's so hard about people putting their names on WhatsApp??? I have no clue who "~ 🙏" is.

[Boston Matt @Mattman34]

Go to Costco, get yourself a 4 lb bag of cosmic crisp apples. Then get yourself a 2.7 year old who will take a bite out of each one when you’re not looking and throw them all behind the couch.

[𝔸𝕣𝕚 🇵🇸🕊️ @arixnyc]

the best burger in nyc is at old homestead steakhouse (1868) on 14th and 9th and costs $47

[vanessa @thyhighs]

i finally tried the “best burger in NYC” and it was like… ok. it was $35 and an hour wait 😭😭😭