Gabriel Wise

The world was full of locked doors, and he had to get his hands on every key.

[Gabriel Wise @arjunwise]

@thesoccerdon @ColumbusCrew

[Gabriel Wise @arjunwise]

#Crew96

[MLS Buzz @MLS_Buzz]

Zelerayan with the best stoppage time winner you will see in 2023

Unreal

[Gabriel Wise @arjunwise]

So Phil Neville definitely does just a colossal rail of coke before every game, yeah? I think we can all agree on that, and Apple's footage sure seems to back that up... #CLBvMIA

[Gabriel Wise @arjunwise]

Let Milos take that, you cowards... #crew96

[Gabriel Wise @arjunwise]

@MLS_Buzz Has anyone done a wellness check on @APrecourt yet?

[Gabriel Wise @arjunwise]

Sorry Crewniverse, tonight's #Crew96 Twitter has already been won, regardless of what happens in the 2nd half...

[Beppe⁹⁶ @buckeyedinapoli]

Zelarayan taught Derek Zoolander how to turn left. #Crew96

[Gabriel Wise @arjunwise]

Thanks, I hate it. #Crew96

[Tom Bogert @tombogert]

BREAKING: The San Jose Earthquakes have agreed a deal for defender Jonathan Mensah in a trade with the Columbus Crew, per sources.

Mensah, 32, made 159 apps with the Crew, winning 2020 MLS Cup. Mensah in last year of his contract, SJ would cover total salary.

[Pablo Iglesias Maurer @MLSist]

make soccer fun again

[Gabriel Wise @arjunwise]

@andrew_wiebe "Sicko And Proud" is a killer patch idea.

[Gabriel Wise @arjunwise]

It started as just snack size Doritos bags and adding in just the cheap ground beef/shredded lettuce/cheese/sour cream "taco ingredients" and then Frito Lay just released the special bag to cash in...

[Gabriel Wise @arjunwise]

A day late because I have to wait for the podcast, but I feel like a lot of @SoccerCooligans confusion about Walking Tacos can be cleared up by learning that it's a Midwestern white people thing...

[Gabriel Wise @arjunwise]

Did @ACES_Radio do an account takeover for this game??

[The Crew @ColumbusCrew]

🦅🇺🇸 *EAGLE SCREECH* 🇺🇸🦅

[Gabriel Wise @arjunwise]

@ThePrideCincy Bruh, ain't nobody beating Tastykakes... Graeters over Turkey Hill 100%, but Tastykakes are clear of anyone.

[Gabriel Wise @arjunwise]

Feels like a pretty apt representation of what #Crew96 Twitter can be like, tbh

[Gabriel Wise @arjunwise]

Happy #SaveDtheCrew day to all those who observe. #Crew96 #VamosColumbus

[Gabriel Wise @arjunwise]

@samstejskal As a #Crew96 fan I place an equal amount of blame on @PaulTenorio as I do on Caleb Porter...

[Kota Andrés @KOTAstewart]

PORTER OUT

[Gabriel Wise @arjunwise]

@MattDoyle76 I feel like you have the words, they just maybe aren't approved by any people who would want to employ you...

[Gabriel Wise @arjunwise]

@samstejskal

[Gabriel Wise @arjunwise]

I'm 100% here for the #NordeckeBrass sad trombone on failed #RCTID shots... #Crew96