ark

worthless chud quant | 🦀 retired account

[ark @ark__]

retiring this account, anyone who needs me knows where to find me

i might be back eventually but thank you to all my oomfs

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@5bitcube it’s the mandela effect

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someone just had the nerve to say “goodbye” to me on the phone?

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you couldn’t vibecode a day in my shoes bucko

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@ckeyte546 completely agree it’s just not a good look

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i don’t think she understood the actual effect this would have posting this

elon is a real one

[Francesco™️ @frandalorian]

Ashley St Claire recounting the moment after the first time her and Elon had sex: “he literally looks at me and says ‘pick a name.’”

PICK A NAME!?
What does that even mean?! Is he naming a planet? The position? The baby they just raw-dogged into life?

Legend. Absolute Legend.

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this is my quant

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Lets see if i still got it in me

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can’t wait to tell my kids i was there for the great solana perp battle of 2026 between @vibhu and @drews888

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@sunkissedfoid can’t you just put it in at the desk and they don’t even verify it 😭

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is this tiger king

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@Mussolinki banger

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you will never guess how this happened

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first they said only 50 posts a day, and i did not speak out - because i didnt post 50 times a day.

then they said you cannot only reply and message 500 times a day, and i did not speak out - because i didnt reply 500 times a day

then they came for me- and there was no one left

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@WilliamJMcCart7 a good substitute

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she wants to find the derivative of my acceleration

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@wolf_mikhail @jun002c @GoldenChick bbq sauce is my favorite sauce