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Dad Jokes .🌹✊🏽.

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Extra T-Rextrial

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@MadlameKC Huh?

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What do you call an expensive piece of clothing from Japan?
-High Yen’d

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What do you call four tenacious drag queens?
-A quadRuPaul threat!

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I used to think the penis and the testicles were the same thing, but then I learned there’s a vas deferens between the two.

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@hillaryjbarker Mmmmmen!

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What do kings and yardsticks have in common?
-They’re both rulers.

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The soles of dead shoes wander the streets tonight.

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Create a TV series, called Your Step, so I can tell people to, “Watch Your Step.”

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What do you call an isosceles with a halo and wings?
-A Triangel!

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Owl’s throw great parties. They’re always such a hoot!

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How do mermaids get high?
- Seaweed

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I bet Aladdin called Jafar, Jafarts.

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Just bought a bunch of anti-capitalism books on Amazon.

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Winner, winner chickpea dinner!!
- the vegan cry of accomplishment

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Colonel Mustard with Mike Pence in the Situation Room.

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What's Natalie Portman's pseudonym? I dunno, but it's her Natalie Portmanteau.

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Whisky with no ice is a neat drink.

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"Don't call an ambulance...."
-Famous last words of uninsured America

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Cappaquidditch, Harry crashes his broom under mysterious circumstances.

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Sorry I took so long in the bathroom. I was stalling.