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My personal aim is to never share satire that has been shared by others as truth

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@NUCLRGOLF Don’t courses in the US have clean and place on your own fairway? Too wet here in NZ to not play clean and place as default.

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@SunWeatherMan @zackaryshanev And men know she won’t keep that figure beyond the age of 28

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@NUCLRGOLF Take more club swing easier

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@NUCLRGOLF Gimmes are not ‘freebies’, they are putts that won’t be missed. If they’re borderline, you putt it out.

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@prattprattpratt As someone who has never had a hole in one, I can confirm this now makes you a better person than me. Congrats!

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@Breedlove22 Isn’t this the giants of the earth medicine? Hercules wrestled on of gaias sons and every time he was slammed into the earth the giant seemed to gain strength. The only way to defeat him was for Hercules to raise him above his head away from the earth.

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@digijordan @planethunter56 Do humans have an inherent belief that ‘everything will be alright’ because it instinctively remembers the metal sphere surveillance/security set up by previous civilisations?

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@LargeFamDad Dude has been around too many celebrities who don’t invest their actual time into their kids. So the connection between parent and child is weaker and is viewed as transactional.

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@digijordan The present paradox is that we only exist in every present moment but on a timeline determining where the present is, is not possible. Wherever you point, is the past or future.

[Kevin | Large Fam Dad @LargeFamDad]

My boss's boss is like 42, never married, no kids. Earns $275-300K per year. Goes on a minimum of two international vacations a year w/ his girlfriend. 10+ days, all out.

Eats the best food, stays in top notch accomodations. Excursions, tours, nicest beaches, etc.

Great guy, I'm happy for him.

But what I've realized is that without kids, you end up chasing a lifestyle that has to continually be topped in order for you to be satisfied and find happiness.

What he and others like him don't understand is that when you have children, seeing THEM experience life's most basic things and watching their eyes light up at all the "firsts", brings greater pleasure and joy than any vacation or travel experience ever could.

Seeing THEM try blueberries for the first time is greater than dining at the best 5 star restaurant in Europe.

Seeing THEM learn how to walk is greater than walking the Great Wall of China or strolling along the most picturesque beach.

Watching THEM giggle uncontrollably at "peek-a-boo" tops any A-list comedian act.

Seeing THEIR excitement when building a fort out of cardboard boxes and making a door big enough for daddy is superior to staying at 5-star resorts.

Flying kites with THEM far outweighs excursions like parasailing or helicopter rides.

Seeing THEM perform a recital on stage for the first time is more rewarding than watching a Broadway show or top notch symphony orchestra.

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When you have children, all of a sudden you realize that life's greatest joys are not in the pursuit of things or pleasure or travel, but rather in the LOVE and bond you share with your very own image bearers.

Seeing the beauty and magnificence and wonder of life all over again for the first time through THEIR eyes and expressions gives you something the world simply cannot offer, nor even come close.

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@TRHLofficial What if the Israelis have a wide scale MKUltra program that they use to threaten US officials. “We can activate one at any time and you will be eliminated without any connection to our military”. Would explain their influence.

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@PGATUOR @TGL He should just do that every time

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Every time a bill is put forward to protect a ‘vulnerable class’ it signals the implied strength of everyone not in those protected classes.

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RIP. We grow old too quickly and wise too late.

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The guy from Dawson’s Creek just made me tear up

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@DudespostingWs Peak dad experience

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@NUCLRGOLF Clearest answer is that if one cup left means one hole cup distance should be your target line then the answer is two. 3 is only the answer if the ball will move one cup right during its roll and god help anyone who says number 1.

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@Theplebofplebs @TheChiefNerd I read that as ironic. A jab at wokeness

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@TRHLofficial Is this another downside to the trans movement? Masculine looking (unflattering photo or otherwise) women are immediately under suspicion? Got to feel bad for her.

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@digijordan Yes

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