gogol's lost nose

Mankind does not advance. It does not even exist.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

We will never forget 2026 Cabo Verde

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

Sometimes a dictator, sometimes a mentor

[Benadryl Chud @BenadrylChud88]

One of many universal male experiences

[James. @afcjxmes]

Every morning I wake up and this tweet feels more and more appropriate

[Veena @veenavenugopal]

English speaking India will do everything except hit the streets and demand that the government do the right thing

[Juan @socraticjuan]

Plays like shit, scores a penalty, gets bailed out by his teammates, collects the individual accolades, repeat.

Story of this guy’s career.

[Ⲙ @Never_Forget74M]

موضوع إنها مواطنة شايلة كاس عالم وطنها، وإللي كسبهولهم جوزها دا مجنون فشخ

[MagusSerling.bsky.social Kennedy Phillips 🔊 🔊 @MagusSerling]

The equipment was sold off. The staff scattered. the royalties denied. Their competitors frozen out by re-releases. There are techniques in these films we flat out cannot replicate anymore.

Many of the people who knew how are either left the industry, or passed away.

[Sayema @_sayema]

All this because citizens have forgotten to hold the govts accountable!

[peeleraja @peeleraja]

Indians of twenty years later are going to curse the Indians of today.

[AURAGOALX @AURAGOALX]

🚨🗣️ Dani Alves:

“If people say Real Madrid are bigger than Barcelona simply because they have more trophies, then by that same logic, I’m better than Cristiano Ronaldo because I’ve won more trophies than him.”

[J. Holt the Illustrator @jholtillus]

This kind of thing makes me laugh and clap my hands like I'm four. I'm just a sucker for illustration.

[Dr Nandita Iyer @saffrontrail]

This is the most heartbreaking news - no country for the tax paying citizen. Even their children sitting inside school buses are not safe.

When traveling in Singapore, I asked someone how the trees are so even looking, i was told that they are inspected/trimmed/ managed on a rigid schedule. Here the corrupt departments won’t even cut off hazardous loose branches in the monsoon.

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

every time they try to make him look bad I'm like whoa. He's like the best guy

[Trebinho @treborfacts]

Es gracioso que Kane esté “compitiendo” por igualar la campaña con más goles de Messi y Olise esté cerca de igualar la campaña con más asistencias de Messi…

¿Y lo gracioso? Messi hizo las dos cosas en la misma temporada 😭

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Female lead with no romantic interest, the bad guy is a cop, and the Terminator learns to have feelings. They'd call this woke if it came out today

[Del @TheCartelDel]

I own Cyberpunk 2077 on Steam. I can delete Steam at any time, copy the entire Cyberpunk game folder to another PC or drive, launch the executable directly, and it will play. I truly own it. PlayStation digital games cannot make the same promise.

[Hoops McCann @ravidravidravid]

we are so goddamn lucky to have our eyes witness something like that. a guy with a nice camera, the foresight, and the modern internet to carry that vision as it was seen right into our laps. more than 100 billion people lived and died without seeing that once, ever

[sleepy cat || @iamdatemike.bsky.social @iamdatemike]

Hahahahaha imagine spending lakhs and taking this to a constitutional court and they tell you to take a joke.

[Vinay Aravind @vinayaravind]

A bunch of heartless thugs. No one with a brain or a conscience should ever vote for them.