Alyssa

ever go to a restaurant 🏫 and order a BLT? 🍔🥪 no T 🍅 just BL👬🏽❤️ 21yo

TPWK

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

When you’re on your way home from work and realize you only have time to get ready for tomorrow’s workday

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

You start to realize you live at work, you only come home to sleep, and your day off is just for washing clothes for the next week of work

[We Assess and Draw Cats 🐾 @WeAssessCats]

a cat during China's Spring Festival

[Mads @europemaxxed]

How it feels getting paid when you still have money left over from the last paycheck

[plusfiction @plusfictionnn]

me showing charlie kirk my intact jugular artery

[Alyssa @arl_1994]

@DOPEpokeclub

[this foo @daveed_1931]

Me to whoever invented garden salsa sun chips

[annika💒 @simulacrababy]

this is the type of toy as a child where if my mom took it away i would start screaming and hitting myself

[The Scolipede @toxicspikes_]

😭😭😭

[clau ♡ﾟ @flowerhsrry]

they just simply don’t make 19 year olds like him anymore sigh

[Alyssa @arl_1994]

@DOPEpokeclub These are petty fucking funny. WE GETTING AT LEAST 3

[Sunny 🪽 Money × AI @sunnymfmoney]

We never dated, that was just my muse for the plot of chapter 4 in my life story

(I’m a Pisces)

[brady @zipoffs]

my coworker texted me and was like “heyyy so i think i might have left something in the bathroom at work. can you go get it and put it in my desk? you’ll know what it is when you see it”

[Bia⁷ @KIMEASE]

#jhope: sunshine’s day

[Alyssa @arl_1994]

@91Anzlife Fireproof if not Stockholm syndrome IF NOT SPACES

[ash |-/ ψ SHAKY KNEES 47 @snapback_ash]

When I suddenly remember I never got to see One Direction live and never will

[Alyssa @arl_1994]

@DOPEpokeclub Sprigatito would look good on the bed 😉😘