Allen 🐟

[Allen 🐟 @arlasko]

Evergreen tweet since October 19, 2015.
#cdnpoli https://t.co/BKXyDXF61u

[Frank McVeety @Franktmcveety]

This just never gets old lol!

[Allen 🐟 @arlasko]

@stoolpresidente I bet he wouldn't know a charge if it hit him in the face.

[Allen 🐟 @arlasko]

@Denlesks Does this make May 31st BOHICA Day?

[Allen 🐟 @arlasko]

@Denlesks How am I supposed to sleep now after seeing that????

[Allen 🐟 @arlasko]

@jarvis_best @redsteeze
All Broncos fans are sus.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨HOLY CRAP!!!

ICE just caught a COMMANDER of two foreign terrorist organizations living in SMALL-TOWN North Carolina...

...and he was HOLDING HIS OWN WIFE HOSTAGE!!!

His name is Felipe Dell Aquilla, a commander of the PCC and Comando Vermelho, the two largest criminal empires in Brazil, both designated FOREIGN TERRORIST ORGANIZATIONS.

When federal agents moved in, he ran, leading them on a high-speed chase that ended when he CRASHED into stopped traffic.

THERE ARE LITERAL TERRORIST COMMANDERS HIDING OUT IN SMALL TOWNS IN THE SOUTH!!!!!!!!

WHY ISN'T THIS THE #1 STORY IN AMERICA RIGHT NOW?!!!!!!!!

[Allen 🐟 @arlasko]

@SatMatHost Those nose rings must cause brain rot.

[Allen 🐟 @arlasko]

Should a test pattern replace CTV National News?

[CTV National News @CTVNationalNews]

Should the rainbow replace the maple leaf during Pride month? https://t.co/nK2cS5UORR

[Allen 🐟 @arlasko]

@AndrewBogusch Makes sense, lots of descendants of people from Lviv here! #BorschtBelt

[Allen 🐟 @arlasko]

@carnegie_hero FYI

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

UPDATE: A private plane carrying six people crashed onto a Texas highway late Tuesday, killing one person and sending the five other occupants to area hospitals.

[Allen 🐟 @arlasko]

Heroes who risked their lives saving the occupants.
@carnegie_hero

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

UPDATE: A private plane carrying six people crashed onto a Texas highway late Tuesday, killing one person and sending the five other occupants to area hospitals.

[Allen 🐟 @arlasko]

@BecketAdams Re-create the old Stalin river walk photo with Piker disappearing!

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

Can someone explain to me why Bluesky is exempt from the under 16 social media ban in both the UK and Australia when you find shit like this on there.

[Allen 🐟 @arlasko]

@exjon So you're a Rizzler?

[Allen 🐟 @arlasko]

@Concern70732755 Meanwhile, in Carneyda, we might have these eventually, (maybe?) promoting our Country. smdh

[Allen 🐟 @arlasko]

Is that the Democrats PPV version of UFC at the Whitehouse?

[E X X ➠A L E R T S @ExxAlerts]

ALERT: Massive brawl breaks out as women in bikinis throw punches at an exclusive beach club in the Bahamas.

Guests at the exclusive Royal Beach Club on Paradise Island were caught off guard as around a dozen women started fighting.

Three security guards tried to de-escalate the situation, but the women started slapping, pulling hair, and knocking each other to the ground.

Police say 5 women were arrested and taken to jail, where they allegedly got into another brawl.

[Allen 🐟 @arlasko]

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[TMZ @TMZ]

🥰 Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau make out in Santa Barbara.

Credit: BACKGRID

[Allen 🐟 @arlasko]

Because they are all brain-dead Liberal NPCs.

[Keean Bexte @TheRealKeean]

Why didn't someone stop him? They all noticed. Why?

[Doug Powers @ThePowersThatBe]

A WH stain that can't be removed? https://t.co/IYdua2245y

[The🐰FOO @PolitiBunny]

Call me paranoid, but this sounds a lot like the basis for creating social credit scores ...

[Allen 🐟 @arlasko]

@ICdave #FireChevy
https://t.co/7Nd4rb70un

[Allen 🐟 @arlasko]

@stucknut https://t.co/7Nd4rb70un