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Faux-punk loser kid. || Bullshitzer Prize-winning author. || Writer. Performer. ||

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@Uber_RSA @Uber_Support @UberEats My account keeps being debited for the same order. I cannot believe I've had to pay R510 rand for a single meal and your support team keeps telling me nothing's wrong - when I can SEE it on my bank statement. This is unacceptable!!

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@jk_rowling I don't know what hill you think you're dying on, but you're literally the worst kind of person.

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@frankieboyle I'm back on Twitter solely to ask you why on earth you weren't on the final episode of Mock the Week??

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@yokoono You're my last hope! Where do I find a full version of 'Self-Portrait'?? <3 I want to employ it as part of a piece I'm doing. BIG BIG BIG fan. <3

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Studio Ghibli films will officially stream on Netflix this February - WE THE PVBLIC https://t.co/KipdcyW7jm

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Maya-Rose Torrão still obsessed with this 🖤. https://t.co/Rt3Y1HZJwf

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One of the best pieces of short fiction I've ever read. <3
A whole wow. <3 https://t.co/ckoJgcAIhK

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My column for Three Mag relaunched today! Here's to an exciting 2020, filled with change for the better and thousands of hours of useful introspection. ❤️ https://t.co/FAzLBMQj38

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Death Note Making A Return After 14 Years With New 87-Page Manga Chapter | Geek Culture https://t.co/6YPPWQsI1i

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Devyn Beattie
No soy Patricia.
Soy Tanya.
Tanya Guevara. https://t.co/R7UR9fcCuC

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happy birthday, dad xxx ☄️⚡️ https://t.co/C8KsLb9Vai

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This morning I woke up with the Bathroom Bazaar ad jingle in my head.

I'm a maniac.

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Donald Trump has a look-alike — and she's a Spanish potato farmer https://t.co/fJAJAiQQ38

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Devyn Beattie
WELCOME HOME. <3
I LOVE YOU. <3
HERE'S GOD BEING GOOD. <3 https://t.co/0Lk5AxrQeH

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