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[A @arma324dillo]

Will never understand why @FedEx @FedExHelp doesn’t bother to buzz intercoms in massive apartment buildings. This has happened multiple times. I understand they’re busy but I can’t see through walls to know when they’re here, making their “attempt” asinine.

[Sabrina @stfu_sabs]

Therapist: And what do we say when we feel like this?

Me: It be like that sometimes

Therapist: No

[Jessica salas @jessica__salas]

Wasn’t Cassie just pissed at Kirpa for saying she wasn’t ready, but left tonight because she wasn’t ready #TheBachelor

[¿alex? @hoemoticon]

what dentists really want to say

[staci dennis @stacidennis2]

So wait! Cassie isn’t sure she’s ready for an engagement!? Seems like I may have heard this somewhere before 🧐 #TheBachelor.

[Amanda Orr @amandakokesh]

Caelynn and Hannah G’s dad after Colton asks them if he has their blessing for him to propose. #TheBachelor

[Carly Waddell @carlywaddell]

Me right now #TheBachelor

[Samuel L. Jackson @SamuelLJackson]

OK!! Ben Carson....I can't! Immigrants ? In the bottom of SLAVE SHIPS??!! MUTHAFUKKA PLEASE!!!#dickheadedtom

[dosa cat @cartinscorsese]

Here's what we not gon do: display a black woman who has multiple Ivy League degrees as a "maid" for a woman who plagiarizes & copies her https://t.co/oT5wjYdma8

[Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins]

“Ashamed to be American?” Don’t be. The majority of you voted against this narcissistic, xenophobic, vainglorious, ignorant 2-year-old.

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

Here's your popular vote winner of the 2016 presidential election

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

As Republicans try to repeal the Affordable Care Act, they should be reminded every day that 36,000 people will die yearly as a result.

[Michael Moore @MMFlint]

Lost in the news yesterday was Trump's pick for Secretary of State saying under oath he would not rule out a registry for Muslim Americans

[A @arma324dillo]

@EmmaGalt hope you had a fun Thanksgiving!!!

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

"I realize for 8 yrs I said Obama's an evil Muslim who wasn't born here but now Trump is everybody's president so we must unite behind him."

[@Jamilahlemieux on Threads @JamilahLemieux]

Get it? Urban...he's Black...URBAN https://t.co/gusYNodblb

[🐫 @bbyfacegreyhair]

Me: k I'll start studying at 7

Me to me at 7:01- you missed your chance...start at 8