thrillhouse 🐩

a magnetic field. private eye in training (5,992 hours to go)

[thrillhouse 🐩 @armadilloheart]

Sloth is sin

[Wh*donesque @whedonesque]

:(

[Fear Before The Marge Of Simpson @cleaming_]

fuck everyone who saw Jimmy Eat World play at an Arby's last night. that should have been me

[Solie @lily__pond]

I go to Monterey, I see God
I go to Santa Cruz, I see God
I go to Half Moon Bay, I see God

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

the idea that san francisco's counterpoint is nyc is very, very recent, basically a result of the post FB startup surge. san francisco's true eternal enemy is los angeles.

[San Francisco Chronicle Pitchbot 明显的讽刺 (Parody) @SFChronPitchBot]

Riley Gaines makes the swim from Alcatraz - ties for fifth place behind 61 year old former Supervisor Aaron Peskin.

[MLB @MLB]

Bruce the Bat Dog has been called up by the @Nationals!

Welcome to The Show, Bruce! 🐶

[Andrew J. Salazar @AndrewJ626]

BRING OUR SOLDIER HOME. THE JOB IS DONE.

[Audrey @hope__island]

I love to feel tired from the sun it’s probably as close to experiencing life as a crocodile a girl can get

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

Yeah they're called the mountain goats, but it's really just one guy. He knows three chords and six trillion bible verses. His songs are all about breakups or drug addiction and he always sounds like he started singing on accident and isn't sure how to stop. He's my favorite guy.

[Arturo Torres @arturodraws]

Yo, @GregAbbott_TX You’re a piece of shit.

[thrillhouse 🐩 @armadilloheart]

@Lindsay_Bartels Same

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

PLEASE VOTE! ♥️🤍🩵

(preferably like i did for harris/walz)

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

The people of Texas, regardless of party, have the opportunity to elect a leader with character, vision, and the willingness to roll up his sleeves and work hard to do right by them. Let’s help send a great leader like @ColinAllredTX to the U.S. Senate.

[thrillhouse 🐩 @armadilloheart]

@Lindsay_Bartels Never enough

[The Spirit of Lorenzo the Cat @LorenzoTheCat]

Say hello to Beacon, the official therapy dog for the US gymnastics team. He's feeling mighty proud right now.

[trash jones @jzux]

i personally would never waste away in margaritaville. i would shine

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Terrified to visit my girlfriend’s small town for the holidays because I’m a workaholic from a big city and everyone keeps trying to teach me the true meaning of Christmas.