Armed Esquire

All views are strictly personal and should not to be confused with the views of my employer or anyone with a respectable reputation.

[Armed Esquire @armed_esquire]

@BobGolen They just needed a jump

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@BobGolen Also Catholics conquering Mars

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

This is what ‘winning in life’ looks like

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This is true

[aether @bluewdrift]

This is free advice from an expensive psychologist.
If you're an anxious person, do everything for fun. Go to a job interview for fun. Submit documents for fun. Start a blog for fun. Anxiety feeds on importance. Don't make everything a matter of life and death.

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@PolymarketSport VAR determined he didn’t actually touch anything

[Clown World ™ 🤡 @ClownWorld]

🤣🤣🤣

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@BobGolen Was it organ failure?

[nxthompson @nxthompson]

This is an amazing quote from Lindsey Graham about when he realized how politics works. https://t.co/sh04ahQOFq

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Study reveals LinkedIn is the most AI-saturated major social platform, with over 40% of long-form posts flagged as fully AI-generated “slop.”

[Peter B @realpeteyb123]

Get off social media and go enjoy life.

[The Ways of A Gentleman @Gentleman_Ways]

“A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition.”

-Rudyard Kipling

[Thomas J Woods @TomWoodstom]

So I bit the bullet and took my drawer of old useless cables to the recycling. The stuff everyone has, unused for years, lying around. The cables designed for God knows what, God knows when.

2 days later I can tell you categorically: don't do this.

[Armed Esquire @armed_esquire]

@eurofounder Paraguay team stayed up the whole night, abstained from water and nuggets, blasted the AC, and listened to loud rap music while shooting handguns into the night sky. Then they ran from their hotel to the stadium before dawn. That’s why they won.

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

The Federal Rules of Civil Procedure

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@PiadeSolenni Great picture!

[Kodiak76239 @Kodiak76239]

😆🤣🤣🤣

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@txiokatu @BobGolen I can’t imagine what happened without having a meltdown

[Carlos @txiokatu]

Today’s the 40th anniversary of Chernobyl. I can count on one hand the amount of times I’ve been there. It’s 14.