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[Joe Kinsey @JoeKinseyexp]

Happy 20th anniversary to the greatest St. Patrick’s Day video on the Internet.

[Tyson @armstrongtyson]

@sebstradamus best to ever do it

[NHL @NHL]

Congrats on 1,000 games, Luke Schenn! 👏

[dr damus @sebstradamus]

Schenn is back!!!!! CUP’S COMING HOME #leafsnation

[Tyson @armstrongtyson]

@MrGoodlyCooks @eisenhut89

[Tyson @armstrongtyson]

@CoachShiffman @heatdaddy69420 stop deke

[Seattle Kraken @SeattleKraken]

Welcome to The Deep, Schultzy!

We've agreed to terms with defenseman Justin Schultz on a two-year contract (3M AAV).

[Tyson @armstrongtyson]

@sebstradamus Lol @CastanetNews changed it to cheech and Chong ahah

[Gaz @stoolsalesguy]

Load up the choppers like it's December thirty first

[Tyson @armstrongtyson]

@sebstradamus Kitty corner mailbox is always in for a beat down

[Tyson @armstrongtyson]

@LegendaryEnergy @sebstradamus how many plays this weekend

[Tyson @armstrongtyson]

@number1Rory @FlairAirlines Here if you need assistance, ask my last victim @Uber how it went

[Tyson @armstrongtyson]

@MitchCarefoot victory!

[Tyson @armstrongtyson]

It just nice to win one folks

[Tyson @armstrongtyson]

Got charged $150 for having wet boots in an @uber @CBCVancouver @DailyHiveVan boycott @Uber use @lyft !

[Tyson @armstrongtyson]

@Uber_Support @dkhos don’t be afraid to get involved here

[Tyson @armstrongtyson]

Got charged $150 for having wet boots in an @uber @CBCVancouver @DailyHiveVan boycott @Uber use @lyft !

[Tyson @armstrongtyson]

Folks, I don’t ask for much, but I’m calling a favor in. No response yet from @Uber is forcing me to call a boycott. Use @lyft not @Uber

[Tyson @armstrongtyson]

@MitchCarefoot @Uber_Support This is what my DMs look like, how many times can you rephrase the same thing?

[Tyson @armstrongtyson]

Folks, I don’t ask for much, but I’m calling a favor in. No response yet from @Uber is forcing me to call a boycott. Use @lyft not @Uber

[Tyson @armstrongtyson]

@Uber got charged $150 cleaning fee for a stone cold sober ride where there was zero mess made, and no representative has contacted back in over 24 hours. Just give me a human to talk to

[Tyson @armstrongtyson]

@Uber got charged $150 cleaning fee for a stone cold sober ride where there was zero mess made, and no representative has contacted back in over 24 hours. Just give me a human to talk to

[Tyson @armstrongtyson]

@ChiefKeef @sebstradamus

[Tyson @armstrongtyson]

. @AmericanExpress do I still get 5x points for paying my speeding ticket off with my cobalt