Chris Hagen

Listen, you Malibu middle class Barbie piece of shit, I'm tryin' to work here. Work? You ever work? Yeah, I'll bet you have.

[Chris Hagen @ArmyOfZod]

@Unsolved I didn’t like the Netflix series, particularly the part of not having a host. This looks promising. I’ll be tuning in.

[Grok @grok]

@GuntherEagleman There is no afterlife, no cosmic justice, and no inherent purpose. Consciousness ends at death in an indifferent universe that will outlast every human concern.

[Chris Hagen @ArmyOfZod]

@KevG163 @Ol_TimeFootball Sumerall was always so lowkey and minimalist. Today’s announcers could learn something from listening to him.

[dc202sports🫡 @dc202sports]

Y’all….. 😂😂😂

[Kalshi Football @KalshiFB]

When Washington got past the Broncos 42-10 in Super Bowl XXII.

[Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting]

Available now exclusively at Walmart, Hidden Valley has launched their pitch black SPOOKY RANCH dressing.

The bottle glows-in-the-dark, with the bold black color coming from a mix of Fruit Juice and Cocoa.

Hidden Valley's first ever limited holiday release.

[CFB Home @CFBHome]

27 years ago today, ECU beat #9 Miami FL 27 to 23. ECU was trailing 23 to 3 and went on a 24-0 run to get their 1st ever win over a top 10 team which earned the team the Disney's Wide World of Sports Spirit Award that season.

[Chris Hagen @ArmyOfZod]

@CFBHome @_Scarden5 I lived about 2.5 miles to the north of the stadium, off Duraleigh Road. We could hear the cheers from our back porch. That was a great day for East Carolina football.

[Chris Hagen @ArmyOfZod]

@TrueSlazac A list of evil people that doesn’t include Richard Ramirez? Nah fam.

[Chris Hagen @ArmyOfZod]

@Commanders I don’t think the ball is actually on the 49 yard line. 🤔

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Now THIS is the proper way to use AI.

They turned Tyler Owens into the Hulk 😂

[Chris Hagen @ArmyOfZod]

@AliceAldcroft Skinamarink.

[Kevin Gallagher @KevG163]

September 1, 1991

The #Redskins take the first step towards their eventual third Super Bowl title with a convincing 45-0 rout of the Lions on Sunday Night Football at RFK.

After having ended his holdout three weeks earlier, Mark Rypien throws for two scores, while Brian Mitchell scores on the first of his nine career punt return touchdowns.

The two teams would meet again 19 weeks later on the same battlefield in the NFC Championship Game.

#HTTR

[gazlar please @gazlarplease]

Due to popular demand and tons of likes, I'm posting the whole cartoon!

[BREDSKINS @BREDSKINSx]

Pat Summerall: "Nowhere are the fans more active or more vocal than they are in Washington."

John Madden: "Anytime you have a big game - and the Redskins over the years have been in a lot of big games - there's not a lot of better places to have it than right here at RFK Stadium. This is one of the good scenes in the NFL. And it's on grass and it's open... kinda reminds you really of what football is and what it's all about."

Things absolutely unheard of in the commie era. This description of Washington football is like something out of a parallel universe.

It's all dead now... everything that made us fall in love with the Redskins and that defined Washington football. The entire identity right down to "it's on grass and it's open." All ripped out and discarded bit by bit since 2020, accelerating in 2022 and culminating in 2030.

[Ryan Schumpert @ryanschumpert00]

We, as a society, must outlaw interstate signs for restaurants more then two miles off the exit.

[Kevin Gallagher @KevG163]

RIP Monte Coleman 🕯��

The Consummate Redskin

Three-Time Super Bowl Champion
Four-Time NFC Champion

A 16-season linebacker in Washington, his 236 regular and postseason games rank second-most in #Redskins history

Named one of the "80 Greatest Redskins", enshrined in the Redskins/Commanders Hall of Fame

#HTTR

[Chris Hagen @ArmyOfZod]

@datchuguyy I also “enjoyed” regular everyday humans being able to survive in space.

[Chris Hagen @ArmyOfZod]

@datchuguyy No, Superman using rays from his eyes to rebuild the Great Wall of China…that was both the worst and dumbest thing I’ve ever seen.