SriSri ORNOB GOSWAMI

I ask tough questions. All of you who choose to walk out of THE NEWSHOUR are going to other channels for softer questions. (PARODY, OBVIOUSLY)

[SriSri ORNOB GOSWAMI @arnabinator]

Ornob Goswamy has Three Os.
The Nation has only one. https://t.co/xZz7YddRKd

[Shivam @imrozed]

Alright, I'm going in guys

[SriSri ORNOB GOSWAMI @arnabinator]

Aur aapka ye tweet bohothi phaltu aur dehati kisam ka hai. Kaam dhundh lo aur MAKE INDIA GREAT AGAIN. https://t.co/r9MdYnqBxv

[SriSri ORNOB GOSWAMI @arnabinator]

The alternative to what is right. https://t.co/3aJINS7J2J

[Australia Lost to Emus @GreatEmuWar]

@anymysha wat is alt-right?

[SriSri ORNOB GOSWAMI @arnabinator]

@ADU_views @vijayadar @AakashMathai @SatpathyLive You morons can't read or what? HE'S INSINUATING! Calls it hilarious! #StupidBhakts

[SriSri ORNOB GOSWAMI @arnabinator]

MORE ADVERTISEMENTS FTW! https://t.co/Jyz02b5Y2b

[K. C. Singh @ambkcsingh]

Does Arnab read his boss's tweets or r the playing good-cop-#bad-co ? https://t.co/w9RUwZA2Pn

[SriSri ORNOB GOSWAMI @arnabinator]

.@surekhapillai I know right? Everyone keeps complaining about my grumpiness too.
SAD.

[SriSri ORNOB GOSWAMI @arnabinator]

A Muslim Patriot needs to prove his patriotism every hour.

[Manisha Pande @MnshaP]

Do you believe that our Parliament will *always* be full of crooks? @Memeghnad on why NJAC was a good idea: https://t.co/VNXdLzgTt0

[Tanmay Bhat @thetanmay]

Trump: I'm a changed man, I promise

*Golmaal Hai bhai Sab golmaal hai*

Trump (looking around): Did you guys hear something?

[SriSri ORNOB GOSWAMI @arnabinator]

Someone give Donald Trump a lollipop to suck on.
Always shuts up annoying children that throw fits whenever they don't get a toy.

[SriSri ORNOB GOSWAMI @arnabinator]

@jkaggarwal2011 Like the BJP? True. True. @EconomicTimes @firstpost

[SriSri ORNOB GOSWAMI @arnabinator]

@SomeBirdie The world is going to the shits. Or you are just more aware of the shits around the world.

[IndiaExplained @IndiaExplained]

Everything you need to know about Bollywood, Indian men and the law in two headlines

[SriSri ORNOB GOSWAMI @arnabinator]

@ProudBhagavathi Chimp? Really? That's the best you can come up with?
I only ask out of curiosity. Nothing more, nothing less.

[SriSri ORNOB GOSWAMI @arnabinator]

@KaapiRight Everyone seems to be getting tired of Twitter these days. It's losing its soul. @DegreeKaapi

[SriSri ORNOB GOSWAMI @arnabinator]

@ProudBhagavathi I'm trying to understand, do you get some kind of pleasure by cursing & ranting at politicians you don't like?

[SriSri ORNOB GOSWAMI @arnabinator]

It's pronounced 'Niece', not 'Nice'. Now continue with your Islam bashing.
You're welcome.
#NiceAttack

[fucking every word @fuckeveryword]

fuck fornication

[SriSri ORNOB GOSWAMI @arnabinator]

@OrtonWorld How much do you get per tweet?

[SriSri ORNOB GOSWAMI @arnabinator]

The same company seems to be trending #HarJagahOYO, #RepIndiaHiring and Gautam Adani. Very interesting.
THANKS FOR KILLING TWITTER GUYS!