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Sweet dreams

[Jesper Bylund -- just/acc @JesperBylund]

The EU has blocked a chat control skeptics talk on YouTube.

But here’s the thing, the content is in Finnish, and Finnish law allows for this exact thing.

So the EU is currently illegally blocking free press in Finland.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Who could have possibly predicted this?

[Yago @YagoRochaAlvz]

Nadie entiende lo que está haciendo The Rock.

Es un acto por y para la humanidad. Se cargó el snyderverse y ahora los live action de Disney.

Lo hace por nosotros !!!! Ni en mil vidas podremos pagar este sacrificio.

[ValC 🇺🇦🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺 @VALC_6]

Poison Ivy after arriving in Night City and finding out the only plant life left within a 100km radius are tumbleweeds

[Hughes-on-the-Wold @NotThatHughes]

Must be hard going, lying down, powerless, while someone is violently abusing you.

[Mini Modu @MinModulation]

this really helps you undertand most discourses happening right now

[audrey @phlegmme]

“Your parents’ names are blue on Wikipedia!” Ok well if you’d actually bothered to click on them they would be purple, and you would learn they redirect to the page “Suspected Night Stalker victims”

[The Mist @Clinton2028]

Whenever something happens someone finds a Kirk tweet about it and it’s always like reading Nostradamus after 9/11

[conner @winterweather]

posting this like a four panel comic is fucking evil man come on 😭😭😭

[Woku 🏳️‍⚧️ @Lacksicle]

Youtube needs a block button, if I see an ai thumbnail I hit "not interested" and then see them again

[Ana Kasparian @AnaKasparian]

I love how people who’ve normalized celebrations of death are clutching their pearls today.

Just pretend I’m talking about a Palestinian toddler. Maybe then you can relate to my post.

[esha 🇫🇷 @jeonghantruther]

this tweet being lowkey canon

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

the fact that they confirmed it was the explosive diarrhea parasite makes this even better.

[Amanda Killian @eroscestlavie_x]

Dune fans asking what Lawrence of Arabia is in the replies… Like first of all that’s your grandma

[『ɢᴜᴍ ɢᴜɴ -ʀᴇʙɪʀᴛʜ-』 @TheGumGun]

13 years ago today, ‘THE COOLEST FUCKING THING YOU'VE EVER SEEN’ released in theaters.

[Inverse Cramer @CramerTracker]

homeboy

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

guy at the bar was watching me draw and asked “how old were you when you first realized you had a talent for drawing” and did not seem pleased that my answer was “never, i’ve just practiced for 15 years”

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

Just an absolute S-tier poster. On another level.