Napoleon Dolemite

Comedy Wizard
King of the Zings
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[Napoleon Dolemite @ARobComedy]

Light skinned black people in "Black Panther" are from the country of Wellkinda. 😄😄😄

[Napoleon Dolemite @ARobComedy]

@OnPointCU FIX YOUR STUPID FUCKING WEBSITE!!!!

[Napoleon Dolemite @ARobComedy]

Chapelle Roan is just a white Azalea Banks

[deray @deray]

So much for that lesson they taught Kamala. Sigh.

[mike birnigglia @MikeBirnigglia]

If you offer white people better material conditions, their first response isn’t going to be “wow this is neat!” They’re going to say “okay but do niggers get it too? Because if so, no thanks.”

[Keith Boykin @keithboykin]

Trump announces reparations for white people. He says he will ask the Justice Department to penalize colleges that consider diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) and fine them so he can pay “restitution” to white people who he considers the real victims of racial discrimination.

[soulsisterOG @2blessed2nv]

#Dearborn, MI has reached the #FindOut phase rather quickly. Buyer’s remorse is going to be painful in ways Tlaib forgot to mention when she & her sister started their self destructive strategy of ‘making their voices heard.’

https://t.co/9XAsBkKG4t

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

Congratulations, single-issue leftists. You sure showed those Democrats.

[Adversus Nihilismus @AdversusN]

Watching Arabs in Dearborn slowly awaken to the reality that Trump played them for absolute fools is quite satisfying.

[Orgunized Chaos @orgunizedchaos]

So, y’all didn’t want to vote for the Black lady but now y’all want the Black lady and her boss to save you from the consequences of your actions?

[Michael J. Stern @MichaelJStern1]

Progressives & the huge Muslim community in Michigan thought Harris was too pro Israel . . . so they refused to vote for her.

Now that Trump won, Israel is preparing to annex the entire West Bank.

Biting off your nose to spite your face is a thing.

https://t.co/L4kchbkU22

[Qondi @QondiNtini]

lol @ the people who launched a thousand think pieces and tweets telling everyone how terrible Kamala and Joe were WHO ARE NOW DEMANDING JOE BREAK THE LAW TO SAVE THEM FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF THEIR OWN ACTIONS

Y’all wild af

[Michelle_BYoung @michelle_byoung]

This asymmetry in US politics has lead us directly to fascism. You cannot have impossible standards for Democrats and literally NO STANDARDS for Republicans they don’t even have to be law abiding. I will NEVER not be UPSET about it!

[LGBTQ for Dems @LGBTQPete]

The far left made student loan forgiveness one of the most toxic policies possible. The right hates it, of course. And even though Biden canceled $4.5 billion the left never gave him credit. No politician will ever want to touch that again.

[Napoleon Dolemite @ARobComedy]

@ThatPatsStan Then it flies off the rails due to shoddy construction but we can't sue for negligence and malfeasance because of dictator rules

[Pam Keith, Esq. @PamKeithFL]

Since the department of education is going away, how do kids that require federal student aid pay for college?

Pell grants are gone. Head start is gone. Special Ed funding is gone.

I’m just curious about the Plan B for everyone.

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

"Reelecting Donald Trump after January 6 is the greatest dereliction of civic duty by the electorate in the history of the United States. We’ll pay for it in years to come..."

https://t.co/gVtekyqnbO"

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

The conflation of offensive and funny is one of the lamest things to ever happen to stand-up comedy

[Max Fisher @Max_Fisher]

Dems delivered the most economically populist admin in decades, got handed a massive electoral defeat, and now every pundit is like "hey have you guys considered economic populism"