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[Aroojasaurus @aroojasaurus]

@tapairlines your customer service is terrible

[Arooj Rana @aroojsrana]

I haven’t been this calm watching the president in four years. This is the anti-anxiety medicine I didn’t know I always needed. #CNNTownHall

[Aroojasaurus @aroojasaurus]

Uh... so if that kid was gonna die anyway, would’ve been less stressful if he died in the beginning. #YourHonor

[Arooj Rana @aroojsrana]

Wed 1/6: insurrection
Wed 1/13: impeachment
Wed 1/20: inauguration

Quite a decade January has been.
#InaugurationDay #Inauguration2021
#Inauguration

[Arooj Rana @aroojsrana]

Yes @TheAmandaGorman was amazing. And also, let us not forget that @garthbrooks ironed his jeans for his role in today’s #Inauguration ceremonies.
#InaugurationDay2021 #InaugurationDay

[Aroojasaurus @aroojasaurus]

@garthbrooks ironed his jeans for today!
#InaugurationDay #Inauguration2021 #Inauguration

[Aroojasaurus @aroojasaurus]

@garthbrooks ironed his jeans for today.
#InaugurationDay #Inauguration2021 #Inauguration

[Aroojasaurus @aroojasaurus]

This is not the right time, but I need to say it, Jim @Acosta is hot.

[NBC News @NBCNews]

BREAKING: Zuckerberg says Facebook and Instagram are blocking President Trump from using their services indefinitely.

[Last Week Tonight @LastWeekTonight]

Just a reminder, as the year draws to a close, that 2020 can fuck right off into the sun.

[Aroojasaurus @aroojasaurus]

The best part of Wonder Woman 84 was the fanny packs. #WW84WatchParty #

[Aroojasaurus @aroojasaurus]

Thank you @ChrisEvans for your morning motivation.

[Aroojasaurus @aroojasaurus]

https://t.co/cHB6BgjJvi #HigherEducation #EnrollmentProjections #CollegeAdmissions #Admissions

[Aroojasaurus @aroojasaurus]

Thanks to #TheUndoingHBO for giving me an opportunity to empathize with Trump. Spent the whole show ignoring the facts and followed all possible conspiracy theories because the truth was less fun.

[Aroojasaurus @aroojasaurus]

@ninabagley1 That we’re assholes. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Aroojasaurus @aroojasaurus]

for an ending that shouldn’t have been a surprise, it was a surprise. #TheUndoingHBO

[Aroojasaurus @aroojasaurus]

@ninabagley1 Very well done! Impressed by how many convincing distractions they were able to leverage. #TheUndoingHBO

[Aroojasaurus @aroojasaurus]

@ninabagley1 Lol. No kidding. He was lying for months about being fired and splattered his semen everywhere and we’re like, “nah. It’s definitely her best friend, who had an affair with him and killed Elena in a fit of jealousy.” #TheUndoingHBO

[Aroojasaurus @aroojasaurus]

It’s time to focus on strategy at institutions. #highered #highereducation