Andrew Rothman

Hot takes, dad jokes, music, and shenanigans.

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Listening to @NYTPopcast and wondering if @oliviarodrigo knows "I Love Rock N Roll" is not a Joan Jett original, but a cover of The Arrows…

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TurboTax can kiss my ass. Couldn't load my info, couldn't electronically file. Still charged me $200. #taxes #ripoff

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Oh, @monstershockey… 🤦🏻‍♂️There's no possessive apostrophe in birthdays! #punctuation

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@elonmusk My friend's wife was shot by a man with a gun. Why haven't we cancelled all men's gun licenses?

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@CBSEveningNews If I want to know what the average American thinks I'll ask one. Tell me what the brightest and most well informed people think. I don't tune into the news to get the opinions of the guy next door.

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@elonmusk What about if the non-radical left wins? Heck, I'd even take non-radical right over this garbage.

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@fred_guttenberg Everyone is saying this is a picture with his daughter but I have yet to see the unblocked version posted anywhere…

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@WhiteHouse Who's going to tell the president that putting something "in quotes" suggests you're being sarcastic?

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Umm, actually, "Wait For It" is right at the beginning of The Hamilton Polka. @momopeche won anyway, but still…

#goodjobbrain @GoodJobBrain #weirdal #Hamilton

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@momopeche In your Ep. 299 quiz, The White Town and Gotye songs themselves were samples! Dua is actually sampling "My Woman" by Lew Stone by proxy. #umactually #musicquiz #goodjobbrain

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@WhiteHouse Built very different. A real government wouldn't use their social media accounts for this kind of childish garbage.

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#NoKingsDayOct18th

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@clevelanddotcom While I'm not a fan of raising the cost of basic transportation, especially with our public transit being mediocre, I am not sure if anyone who can't afford $400 lessons would be able to afford a safe car or insurance.

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I know we will all sleep better tonight knowing that Trump saved us from this national emergency for… uh… 90 days. After which it'll be an emergency again I guess. Maybe he'll even tell his own Trade Representative next time. #TrumpTariffs #TrumpRecession

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@JoJoFromJerz "PANICAN"

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@RonFilipkowski Imagine being so unfamiliar with democracy as to assume anyone exercising their right to protest must be getting a check.

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I find it amusing that @billmaher can't pronounce intifada and instead says "in frittata". 🍳

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Does @mtishows have any reps for Wisconsin?

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@clevelanddotcom Trump operates under the assumption anyone other than white people with a job or an education must be cheating.

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Looks like the same typo is on the poster…

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I wonder if @IFCFilms noticed that @DStrathairn's last name is misspelled in the credits for their new movie? 😏

#theluckiestmaninamerica