futuremilfhubby@me

1. Nicole Aniston 2. Alexis Fawx 3. Brandi Love (subject to change)

[futuremilfhubby@me @arrickkiller801]

IN CASE YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE CUCKS FORGOT; i am the founder of pornhub

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Fuck Christmas. Isaac Newton’s bday is today. Drink to THAT

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@OnthedPepperb https://t.co/IKrvgaWYcI Thank me later chap

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@OnthedPepperb Ratify dat

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A white pregnant lady (bearing an unnamed son) goes into a local lactose friendly Cheesecake Factory©️. She asks for a block of cheddar cheese to be graded on her penis penne pasta. The chink ass waiter says “NO CEDIII HERREE”. The pregnant ladies name you might ask, Mrs. Osman.

[futuremilfhubby@me @arrickkiller801]

@johnnyboyjenki1 Credit unc Thomas 🥺

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@Ronnie2K “Oh my God, Ronny!” -Danielle bragolinisuckonmywieni

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Post move

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Will someone zorrpe my kicks tomorrow? Maybe while I flauketye between my toes — or nah. Shower thought #1 (post wank)

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post malone

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A wise man once proclaimed, “it usually goes down over money and whores.” Couldn’t agree more fity FBGM.

[futuremilfhubby@me @arrickkiller801]

Jelly Grujic vs Kyrie (unk drew)
Who ya got?

[futuremilfhubby@me @arrickkiller801]

The guy in The Cain’s tire commercial looks like Bill Murray attempting to look like a zombie in zombieland, not fucking kidding. Don’t @ me.... NAWWTTTT. @ the fuck out of me.

[futuremilfhubby@me @arrickkiller801]

AND KELLY GRUJIC WINS MS. AMERICA!! CONGRATS

[futuremilfhubby@me @arrickkiller801]

Septic pimples are on the rise, keep your head on a swivel boys #OHHFUCCKKKKK

[futuremilfhubby@me @arrickkiller801]

Virgins are extinct, everyone’s FUCKED Mother Nature #earthday #shethik

[The Yeti's Son @chefice4]

@johnnyboyjenki1 i lik your tweets.................................................................... .........................................................................................................NAT! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯