pepperB_ontheD

Just tryming to gmfigure this whole lifething out 🌏🌍🌎

[pepperB_ontheD @OnthedPepperb]

@AskPlayStation i keep getting banned for no reason and it happened again pls h3lp

[vôlbot @vlbot1]

cômputing the idea of eurôpe. at 37% upload

[pepperB_ontheD @OnthedPepperb]

yo nobody snitch on this account i’m tryna tun for public office l8r on also if cnn is reading this in the future fuck wolf blazer

[pepperB_ontheD @OnthedPepperb]

@chefice4 this tweet keeps me up at night

[pepperB_ontheD @OnthedPepperb]

who wants to do peyote and sit in on a graduate level architecture class with me

[pepperB_ontheD @OnthedPepperb]

@johnnyboyjenki1 @chefice4 and i are all strictly against children. stop being underdeveloped. grow the fuck up. ⏰⏰⏰

[pepperB_ontheD @OnthedPepperb]

it’s not until you’re hungover as fuck in your bed unable to get up or do anything but breathe that you realize having morning wood is a gift and a curse but i can not reverse itttttttttt

[pepperB_ontheD @OnthedPepperb]

@chefice4 We love the content

[The Yeti's Son @chefice4]

it always scratches where the sock was

[pepperB_ontheD @OnthedPepperb]

Me: hello sir do you sell grandfather clocks here
Subway worker: holy shit is that Jennette McCurdy
Jennette McCurdy: shut yo bitch ass up lil pussy ass fuck you talkin bout square up bitchass
Subway worker: can I feel your hair
Studio audience: *grunts and then spits*

[pepperB_ontheD @OnthedPepperb]

Just opened my Christmas present and it was a half a bag of mini Jet-Puffed® marshmallows in a bowl of warm piss fuck you mom I’m running away #notwhatiaskedfor #thepisssmelledlikeasparagus #asparagustweet

[pepperB_ontheD @OnthedPepperb]

If the only reason why we don’t already have human-dog hybrid babies is that people are too scared about what others would think if it became known they fucked a dog then I’m willing to step up to the plate I don’t care what other people think about me give me a dog I’ll fuck it

[pepperB_ontheD @OnthedPepperb]

Tasty: pulverized PVC pipe and coyote bone marrow stew. Serve poisoned and diagonal. Best on a rainy day !! :p☺️

[pepperB_ontheD @OnthedPepperb]

@ZackBornstein @michaeldavey0 fuck em up mike

[pepperB_ontheD @OnthedPepperb]

Got pissed off so I tried to throw rock at a window but I missed and hit my grandpa in the dick lol #grandfatherparadox

[pepperB_ontheD @OnthedPepperb]

Me: with extra teeth please
Subway worker: that’ll be nine bucks
Me: *shits on the floor*
Jennette McCurdy: where’s that fat fuck gibby
Studio audience: *boos*

[pepperB_ontheD @OnthedPepperb]

@johnnyboyjenki1 Dumb bitch deserved it

[pepperB_ontheD @OnthedPepperb]

@arrickkiller801 This is the worst tweet on this website

[pepperB_ontheD @OnthedPepperb]

Looking back at this tweet I wish I didn’t use the number 72 twice

[pepperB_ontheD @OnthedPepperb]

I bet you didn’t know that each one of my tweets requires 72 hours of brainstorming, 8 mg of LSD, and 72 ounces of pure virgin iguana blood. So next time maybe smash that mf like button ok?

[pepperB_ontheD @OnthedPepperb]

That being said, if you care more about the global iguana population than definitely don’t like my tweets because I am single handedly responsible for the rapid decline in the global iguana population