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Hi pal, you raging aye?

[Luke 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @LukeKC67]

Open the door for I am a bogus gas man

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@davidwheldrake As a Rangers fan, he's a big passionate bloke who gives a fuck, he makes some incredible saves but far too often he inexplicably chucks one in the back of the net. You can never fully rely on Jack and I'm quite glad he'll no longer be our first choice. Liked his attitude though.

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@DemshatetheUS @NoContextHumans Yeah man. We've no roads over here

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@nitramdragon Mostly a Celtic thing yeah. No other fanbase is this permanently butthurt, sensitive, relentlessly whinge or desperate to be loved inspite of being insufferable.

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@Graeme1872rfc You've taken that too far

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@ScottBradleyX Spineless handwringers determined to cling on to the status quote so they can all maintain their inflated salaries for achieving fuck all.

Not just on a national team level this mentality is rife across the entire Scottish game. It stagnated in the fucking 90s.

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@BrianRDJames @WWEPaulSabourin @WWE @RealBillyGunn You have to ask this question because it would be uncouth not to but like everyone else you already know the answer. Of course they do.

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@HMFCFAN07 Hilarious how upset you all are when last season you didn't mind a jot that he held out to the last possible moment before resigning after the offer he wanted never came. Hearts were never more than a paycheck for the man. This shouldn't surprise you.

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@JQuinn8723 @no1_xrp Can you just not see the leg that clearly appears to be much closer to the 6 yard line than another body part in the image?

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@kevinmcgowan67 My mum is an Irish catholic and I think the celtic support is seething with cunts.

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@Phantomthe55th Booo all catholics

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They don't care so much here's a thread of them all not caring about it

[Fitzy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Fitzy__07]

Know what I love about Celtic winning '56', naebdy cares 😂

Celtic haven't acknowledged it, no one is getting it on a tattoo or added onto their licence plate

The players all wore Champions 26.

56, much like 55, was an arbitrary number that didn't really need recognised.

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The everyone hates us because we're catholics narrative that the Celtic fans are trying to push in the wake of their disgraceful behaviour yesterday is the most shameless shit I've ever seen. Years of playing the victim means they genuinely have no where else to go.

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@ChrisBarrie75 Absolutely desperate to be painted as victims whatever the circumstances. Your fans acted like cunts and have correctly been called out on.

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@HeyHeyItsConrad @ryansatin The exact moment that the rock stopped cooking

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@Geo___72 @BelgradeRSC @SnakeDerick Goes to goals scored next not h2h

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@90MinuteCynic If Celtic demand an explanation, i imagine he'll turn round and tell them to fuck themselves. Acting as if you can control the media.

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@RFCNUFC23 We have a toxic dressing room which is why it always blows up when the pressure is on.

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@Stephen69639406 @aboutceltic Alright you're gonna have to explain this complete fucking madness

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@Murphy1up @aboutceltic The keeper has no idea where maeda is, eyes are fixed on the ball. Both players moving in the way they think they're most likely to win the ball and there's a coming together

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I'm sorry lads but that's a stonewall penalty. Guy's arm is above his shoulders and it's the first thing the ball strikes. It's always been a pen and I hate saying that.