Ryan Murphy

What could it be? It's a mirage.
You're scheming on a thing that's sabotage!

[Ryan Murphy @Murphy1up]

@90MinuteCynic @DominikDiamond Title winning manager without the medal, the treble winners without the trophies.

Match made in heaven

[Ryan Murphy @Murphy1up]

Some stadium and park for Qatar Vs Switzerland. Pitch looks amazing. Same we have to listen to the black hole of negativity that is Lee Dixon. I swear he's been cursed by a witch never to smile or inject joy in his voice as long as he lives.

[Ryan Murphy @Murphy1up]

@aboutceltic Well there's a gaffer announcement at least..

[Ryan Murphy @Murphy1up]

Will he be backed and able to bring in who he wants or will it be Rodgers 2.0 all over again?

[Celtic Football Club @CelticFC]

Celtic Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Martin O’Neill as Football Manager on a one-year contract with a one-year option.

#CelticFC🍀

[Ryan Murphy @Murphy1up]

@FaeTheYY How can autotine make you sound worse? It's literally a cheat code for vocals and she sounds like a 10 year who's balls are in a vice.

[Atlético de Madrid @Atleti]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Ryan Murphy @Murphy1up]

@FaeTheYY How can you be Scottish and butcher that tune so badly? It's like she's trying to sing it in one breath and doesn't know the actual tune of the song. Reminds me of that Bulgarian lassie who sang "Ken Leeeee tulibu dibu douchoo"

[Ryan Murphy @Murphy1up]

@FaeTheYY Mate it's Saturday night and you've just been asked for Netflix and chill. What you waiting for?

[Ryan Murphy @Murphy1up]

@FaeTheYY Is that a tattoo of a side parting?

[Ryan Murphy @Murphy1up]

@FaeTheYY I ran out to play 5s in the winter one night and threw my bumblebee top on under a hoodie. Didn't realise I had it on inside out and somehow the raised CR smith logo wrecked ma nips 🥲

[Ryan Murphy @Murphy1up]

@pieandbov With Millar and Mcpake both signed will they not be fighting for the same spot?

[Ryan Murphy @Murphy1up]

@FaeTheYY Peter Grant stepping into mangement with Simon Donnelly as assistant.

[Ryan Murphy @Murphy1up]

@CraigCelt @ErlingHaaland Hi, my friends and I saw you from across the pool....

[Ryan Murphy @Murphy1up]

@MeatheadMilitia Are you there yet?

[Ryan Murphy @Murphy1up]

@FaeTheYY Got off? One's been in jail for 10 months 😆

[Ryan Murphy @Murphy1up]

Need more traction on this. Forget Gary Lineker's thoughts, what we need to know is do Woody and Buzz think it was a penalty or not?
https://t.co/eHFnW9hqhK

[Ryan Murphy @Murphy1up]

@footballontnt I thought Sue Barker played Tennis?

[Ryan Murphy @Murphy1up]

@AgentScotland 5 Teams in the Champions League, 2 in Europa and 1 in the Conference. They have a wee soapy titwank over their 5th spot as if it was hard earned and not a manipulation of the coefficient.

Nearly half of the EPL getting European football. "Champions" League my arse.

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

Grand Theft Auto VI is now set to release on May 26, 2026.

https://t.co/YgaIn1cYc8

[Ryan Murphy @Murphy1up]

@FaeTheYY They need a freebie for him too as they'll be fucking broke next season