ashley

if you’re a man, get off my page (unless you make 7 figures)

[ashley @arselyyy]

top 3 hardest things to find: a girl like me, a girl better than me, a girl funnier than me.

[ashley @arselyyy]

Is this picture too much for linkedin?

[ashley @arselyyy]

When he starts soft launching zero texts a day 😂😂

[ashley @arselyyy]

Who else getting ghosted rn😂😂

[ashley @arselyyy]

scrolling back on my 2021 tweets why was I so funny I used to make banger tweets. Like I’m not funny anymore

[ashley @arselyyy]

Bye guys I’m deleting Twitter forever bc fuck Elon musk.

[ashley @arselyyy]

Why would a man be anywhere ever? Like why is a man there. Literally will ruin my whole mood

[ashley @arselyyy]

A hot Pilates sculpt class will heal me.

[ashley @arselyyy]

I love stalking my irl’s on Goodreads. It’s so intimate

[ashley @arselyyy]

I love a man with a big nose. Extra points if crooked

[ashley @arselyyy]

I will never understand why some people have so many kids like 10 kids. You obviously can’t care for them and ur newborn hasn’t even turned 1 yet and you’re pregnant again?? And then the oldest is always obligated to take care of the kids bc the parents don’t.

[ashley @arselyyy]

It’s the first day of the semester and I’m already crashing out

[ashley @arselyyy]

I hope I have a hot professor this year bc last semester was boringggg

[ashley @arselyyy]

banning tiktok is doing a disservice to the economy bc the amount of stuff I buy from tiktok shop and also influencers needs to be studied. It takes one video to convince me to buy stuff and it’s not okay.

[ashley @arselyyy]

I’m literally so privileged it’s bad bc why is my biggest struggle getting mad the one going out top I liked on shein was sold out in my size.

[ashley @arselyyy]

“When u have a husband and kids one day…” NO. that is the epitome of nightmare like might as well lock me up and imprison me for life and kill me and strip me of all my rights and peace and tranquility!!!!!!!!!!!

[ashley @arselyyy]

I was literally manifesting a man like Luigi mangione for years for MYSELF!!!!! not the entire world🙄🙄🙄😤😤like yall are welcome I guess.

[ashley @arselyyy]

just saw a man returning a stack of books to the local library and I’m in love with him. He just screamed educated and intelligent and I need him immediately.

[ashley @arselyyy]

If you’re a man and wanna get beat up by me, hmu I’ll do it for free

[ashley @arselyyy]

Does Pilates make anyone else queef???

[ashley @arselyyy]

@HustleBitch_ That he’s fine as hell