Arsh Mehta

Professional Clutz

[Arsh Mehta @arshmehta_3]

Amal, you were my rock. You always made me laugh and I loved our FaceTime calls. You will always be my favorite person and I love you to the moon and back.

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

when I was a child, I thought that if my salary is $3K a month, I'd have $9K in three months

[CoinMamba @coinmamba]

I miss Biden presidency where literally nothing ever happened..

[Venom Rach ☧ @SocialNomadRach]

His house it literally in the middle of nowhere. It was a hit.

[The Big Red Lie @TheBigRedLie]

@RepSwalwell Justice needs to be served, this is not right and our government should not be actively part of this criminal investigation and cover up

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

Who agrees that it's time for Senator Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez? 🖐🏽

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Booing Donald Trump is the most patriotic thing you can do as an American.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Tonight was a very bad night.

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

ICE officers stopped by our farm yesterday.

“We need to inspect your property for illegal aliens,” one of them said.

I replied, “Alright, but whatever you do, don’t go into that field over there.”

The officer in charge exploded.

“Mister, I have the authority of the federal government behind me!” he barked, reaching into his back pocket. He yanked out a badge and shoved it in my face.

“See this fucking badge? This badge means I can go wherever I want on ANY land. No questions asked, no answers given. Am I clear? Do you understand?”

I nodded politely and said, “Be my guest.”

Then I went back to my chores.

About ten minutes later, I heard screaming. I looked up and saw six ICE agents running for their lives, being chased by my big, mean, old bull. And with every step, that bull was closing in. Fast.

It looked like they were about to get gored for sure.

So I dropped my tools, ran over to the fence, and shouted at the top of my lungs:

“YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKING BADGE!”

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

It feels weird to celebrate our independence, when it’s pretty clear we’re losing it.

[RAE 💜🦋 @RichieeRae]

We used to be a proper country

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Are we about to die?

[wes @weswingari]

On the way to work trying to wake up and my spotify stops working ❤️❤️❤️

[Dr. Nemani @NemaniSonia]

Sir respectfully, I’m a born and raised American citizen.
Everyday I have and will continue to dedicate my life to the health and well being of our people and communities.

[Loud and Right. @b0mbchell_]

Going into the office completely messed up my gym flow. Corporate America does not want you to lose weight 😭 it’s either 5AM or 6PM and I hate both 😭

[Kevin "Pigeon" Montes @LatinoJshGroban]

Me hearing the USA Chants #StateOfTheUnion

[jake strickland @strick_jake]

Think Trump’s tariffs won’t affect you? Expect price hikes on:

•Iced tea imported from England
•Lifeguards imported from Spain
•Towels imported from Turkey
•And turkey imported from Maine

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

So it begins.

MAGA is about to find out how tariffs actually work first hand.

[Heather @heathem1221]

As someone who DOESN'T live in a swing state, I'm gonna say this with my full chest:

I'm tired of 7 fucking states deciding the fate of 50 states.

[luck @johnwells__]

you stupid fucks complained about a demented 80 year old man being president for 4 years then elected a demented 78 year old man to be president.