gold in they/them/their hills

shitty punk. makes shit. plays dnd. did theatre shit in the before times. takes fuckin dope selfies. they/them pronouns

[gold in they/them/their hills @arsonforcharlie]

@ThaumPenguin @Devon_OnEarth Pro tip, if you have a pocket full of dead mosquitos, you actually don't need to be a necromancer to make people not want to talk to you any more.

[Grace Petrie @gracepetrie]

I’m posting middle-aged love songs on TikTok, if you’re interested in that

[gold in they/them/their hills @arsonforcharlie]

@choochoobear Yet. How much control do you get over merchandising?

[gold in they/them/their hills @arsonforcharlie]

@Myrdin90 @hannahwheels1 @JennyENicholson Oh, my mistake, I assumed they hired human beings walking at a reasonable pace that could easily stop or step in one direction instead of runaway trains to do the guard work! The video is a bit low quality, it was hard to tell. Wild place to put a train track with no guard rails!

[gold in they/them/their hills @arsonforcharlie]

Love that one of the more apparently controversial opinions I've posted on Twitter recently is "it's bad to kick a child over and stomp on them because they were very slightly in your way." This is a great app.

[gold in they/them/their hills @arsonforcharlie]

@Nempku900 @xAmedeus_ @JennyENicholson Perhaps if the king of England thinks children should continue to be kicked for absolutely no reason, that's a mark against the king of England, not for the guards.

[gold in they/them/their hills @arsonforcharlie]

@HappiestAku @LiamKav @mattblake94 @JennyENicholson ah fuck not again I've been so pwned by Actually It's Okay To Kick Children Out Of Your Way If You're Wearing A Silly Hat Twitter I'm dissolving into ash oh no

[gold in they/them/their hills @arsonforcharlie]

@PunishedHeather @Frens_Kafka @GundalfRWB @JennyENicholson I'm sorry, unless you've played through every single call of duty, you're not qualified to think that a soldier attacking a kid in a completely calm peacetime situation where's there's absolutely no chance of a threat is not doing a good thing.

[gold in they/them/their hills @arsonforcharlie]

@xAmedeus_ @JennyENicholson Perhaps the tradition could continue without visiting violence on children? I don't know of anyone who wants to watch the changing of the guard specifically in hopes of watching a child get kicked, and if they are out there, perhaps we shouldn't give them what they want.

[gold in they/them/their hills @arsonforcharlie]

@speers_benjamin @JennyENicholson "No, you see, they would be punished if they didn't stomp on the kids! This is a valid defense of the guards as a whole instead of completely horrifying!"

[gold in they/them/their hills @arsonforcharlie]

@moTtheWhite @LucasIntoxicado It would be bad if they kicked over a kid for being in their way too. Generally kicking kids is bad, even if you're not responsible for the kid.

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Gradually noticing horribly disfigured AI fingers on all my family members in old childhood photos

[gold in they/them/their hills @arsonforcharlie]

@allsaintsray @LauraJaneGrace I'm mentally ill BECAUSE I'm a Scorpio probably, thank you very much

[gold in they/them/their hills @arsonforcharlie]

@LauraJaneGrace "But you were BORN a man or a woman you can't change that-" Maybe you can't. I'm built different. I can. Git gud.

[gold in they/them/their hills @arsonforcharlie]

@WereInHellYT The worst part of being on the left is that all the guys are named Matt and their bite isn't even venomous enough to explode a lamb chop in three days. 😔

[gold in they/them/their hills @arsonforcharlie]

@diannaeanderson Buddy really just rolled up like "joke's on you, headline, I couldn't drink less coffee without just switching to a nice hot milk!"