...COOLRANCH

★ nocturnal
★ eats garbage
★ takes food from free food events without talking to anyone
★washes hands a lot
★I might actually be a raccoon

[seraph @spacerunaway_]

beautiful constant with most ff14 cryptid sightings posts is how they're almost always running in the opposite direction from the camera like a duende or something it's so fuckin funny

[tae kim @firstadopter]

Going to Micro Center now feels like going to a jewelry store

[...COOLRANCH @Artenuga]

The more you overthink it, the better the movie is

[...COOLRANCH @Artenuga]

2026 Media Thread Let's Goooooooooo (it will be neglected in 3 months)

[...COOLRANCH @Artenuga]

Also like you have to be extremely woke to enjoy this movie. By that I mean, you'll see a scene of a single white rose surrounded by red roses and you HAVE to think "this represents individuality being choked out by the oppressive patriarchy" and so forth

[alexandra j. roberts @lexlanham]

perdue sues competitor over chicken nuggets in the shape of the numbers "6 7"

it alleges infringement of its 6 7 marks, applications for which are pending, & its packaging trade dress, including hands holding the 6 7 nuggets

[SirKingCrazyBoo - 🏁9 @THE_Duck_Man21]

The Steam Machine costs 1,500 dollars because people needed the ram to make shit like this

[Sicko Bamba @fallout3master3]

Another one from the vault

[...COOLRANCH @Artenuga]

@AutumnCatte Played WAR (in casual content) for several years and had no idea Shake just dispels all your mit

[🌻CJ🌻 @TheMintMermaid]

3-0 BABY VIVA MEXICOOOOO

[bro @scrungeonmaster]

edible in the airport feels like this

[...COOLRANCH @Artenuga]

@AlpacaLips_ Me when i queue for dungeons on Dynamis at 4am

[Leytrx | ✨MDA-Winning Fanfic Writer✨ @MasterLeytrx]

It was this one btw

[old tom @culture_coffin]

i keep calling it the “men’s world cup” at work and one guy is so mad

[One-Winged Dove @Sephirothite]

This is what happened to Sephiroth in Nibelheim

[nell | 累 @nellodee]

I thought we were done with the era of diaspora stinky lunch sob stories but I guess not

[🐟 @inabatrout]

lord fagquad over here posing like a homo and having the audacity to ask kanji if he’s gonna be safe around him

[...COOLRANCH @Artenuga]

I should rewatch Buffy

[julie @juliesacunt]

Holy fucking shit. She was in heaven. She was in heaven and they tore her out. I’m going to cry. They thought they were saving her. She was in HEAVEN

[reiたん @sisterpuke]

baby assassins (2021)