Arthur Tan

[Arthur Tan @artfultan]

A coworker just suggested I adopt the Ritter Sport motto for myself. “Quadratisch. Praktisch. Gut.” ...I think that's a compliment. Almost.

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USA vs. Loughner: criminal complaint. http://scr.bi/hefWRH (these are only the federal charges.)

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Tomorrow is my daughter's first Christmas. I am far more excited about this than she is.

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@platyplural @phroggyfu SHE TOTALLY JUST SAID HORTA.

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Wow. http://youtu.be/Bcja8UBtXdk!

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I think the cats are teaching the baby to cry more effectively. #besieged

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My dog, who must sleep downstairs because he chases cats, is sulking LOUDLY beside the stairwell door b/c everybody else has gone up to bed.

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I'm in a mixed marriage. I like Zeppelin and my wife likes Coltrane.

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And then, with nightfall, the ice weasels come: http://youtu.be/hQhqtpfuT6U Just another day on the job in law enforcement.

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"Yonder lies da castle of my fadda."

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Willie Nelson Moment: on the road, and my wife's phone is going to voicemail. Honey, I did try to call!

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@phroggyfu The black suburbans, though--

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@phroggyfu Didn't we talk about taking your work home with you?

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Happy Zhōngqiūjié, Internet! Save me a moon cake. Preferably one with a really good attack plan against paperwork.

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@platyplural @phroggyfu Could be Ninja Turtles. Wouldn't THAT be embarrassing?

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Now on to the ninja attack.

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I wonder at the parents who are letting their Sesame-Street aged kids watch True Blood. 0.0

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@phroggyfu Didn't we have The Talk? About the danger of busman's holidays? Didn't YOU give it to ME?

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@platyplural Tweeting from Federally-owned aircraft in flight is against some regulation somewhere, I'm sure.

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@phroggyfu In law enforcement, 'course we do. Otherwise how can we produce a decent composite?