Jake Zastrow

[Jake Zastrow @arthriticTriGuy]

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[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

1/ For once, the shoe is on the other foot. Today, it's the GOP wailing and screeching about their failure of messaging. The GOP's message discipline was central to its success for decades.

You could wake candidates up out of a sound sleep and they'd rattle off the MOTD.

[The Intellectualist @highbrow_nobrow]

“Down and out in Saint Petersburg”

[Benjy Sarlin @BenjySarlin]

That MAGA candidates everywhere are largely graciously conceding underscores just how much Stop The Steal was a one-man, top-down phenomenon in 2020. If Trump had conceded, even begrudgingly, it wouldn't have spun out of control. It's really that simple.

[Jake Zastrow @arthriticTriGuy]

Vote for #BengalsCelly for #BudLightCelly of the week!

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

If you’re punting in Tecmo Bowl, maybe it’s time to take a long look in the mirror and ask yourself some hard questions.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Tom Brady: Monitors his health with a strict exercise and nutrition plan and regular advanced medical testing.

Ken Stabler: Woke up that morning so figured he was probably ok.

Advantage: Stabler

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

In 1987, Larry Bird posted a quadruple-double when he scored 28 points, grabbed 14 rebounds, dished out 12 assists, and saved 10 dollars by cutting his hair his goddamn self.

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

FBI: “We have GPS coordinates of every cellphone inside or around the Capitol. We may not come for you today or tomorrow, but we’ve coming. We guarantee it”.

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

My message to my fellow Americans and friends around the world following this week's attack on the Capitol.

[Jake Zastrow @arthriticTriGuy]

You hear that everyone? We're the chosen few! Congratulations!

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

We are living Orwell’s 1984. Free-speech no longer exists in America. It died with big tech and what’s left is only there for a chosen few.

This is absolute insanity!

[Jake Zastrow @arthriticTriGuy]

Good riddance.

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

.@apple @GoogleStore Remove Parler from your stores.

[Jake Zastrow @arthriticTriGuy]

Sedition/Treason/Insurrection does strange things. In no way, shape or form did I have "quote tweeting Tom Cotton" on my personal bucket list... but here we are. I concur.

[Tom Cotton @SenTomCotton]

No quarter for insurrectionists.

Those who use violence to advance their agendas must be stopped with the full force of the law.

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[Jake Zastrow @arthriticTriGuy]

@HawleyMO @simonschuster I believe it's called "karma culture". A police officer has died due in no small part to your political stunt yesterday. Maybe take a step back, show some humility and self reflection.

[Jason Kander @JasonKander]

This officer sacrificed their life protecting some of the very people who caused their death.

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

Like all of you, I’ve been feeling so many emotions since yesterday. I tried to put my thoughts down here:

[Jake Zastrow @arthriticTriGuy]

@RepKinzinger Thank you. If you ever feel like moving to Wisconsin we'd be glad to have you.

[Jake Zastrow @arthriticTriGuy]

@ProjectLincoln Roll that P.O.S.