arth

like incredibly wise

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why is procrastination the only thing seducing me

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matcha son or zyn daughter?

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She has a septum piercing I have to listen to her

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Call me economy the way I be busting

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It’s always “how much wood could a woodchuck chuck” and never “how is your wood woodchuck?”

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Amphibians need to make up their fucking minds

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Me: trying to give advice

Her:

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my heart twerks for you.

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@lifeofbolbi Once*

Writing emails is your literal job bolbi get your grammar together

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@jarod_dizzle yes

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@lifeofbolbi God I hate fucking stupid people

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Getting a baby on board sticker so everyone on the road knows I’ve had sex

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@lifeofbolbi How dare you not even mention my tweets? Slight above average humour is all I have bolbi mention it mf. It’s the only thing above average about me

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@lifeofbolbi Its the no nutting for me

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@lifeofbolbi If you were Voldemort, Harry Potter would be a date with a man

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I wish statistics was a person so I can bully it

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Remembering free will is a thing

And quickly concluding these bitches are freely choosing to avoid me

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I can’t be homophobic I listen to lil nas x

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what the fuck was pharrell williams so happy about

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@jasonczmeng just @ me next time

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bruh why is existing so fucking embarrassing