lil seal girl

[lil seal girl @artichokesocial]

My parents leave my apartment worried for my well being.

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Friend: Any New Year's resolutions?
Taurus: To be a better friend to you

[lil seal girl @artichokesocial]

The GC I’m in with my family uses a lot of gifs and it makes me nervous.

[Jonah Koslofsky @Koslofskyspeaks]

Wtf is this

[lil seal girl @artichokesocial]

Lavender kombucha and Amy’s pesto tortellini bowl.

[Adrenalin @adrenalindenver]

Magic "The Gathering" Johnson.

[lil seal girl @artichokesocial]

@alecjdeleon @tejanico @socialartichoke Omg

[lil seal girl @artichokesocial]

Highlight of the year was when someone abandoned their burning car in my apartment’s parking lot. It sat there unclaimed for about a month, and then disappeared.

[lil seal girl @artichokesocial]

Cool names for your children. Free to good a family.

[lil seal girl @artichokesocial]

@writesloud Out There by @katefolk- a collection of super unique short stories

[lil seal girl @artichokesocial]

@JillLorieHurst Grand Rapids

[lil seal girl @artichokesocial]

Sometimes when my cat Tito is being a jerk I’ll sternly point my finger at her and ask in a scary voice “what are you doing?” and she responds by prancing over and head butting my hand until I pet her.

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

It’s so funny that harry styles said he likes that don’t worry darling feels like a movie because it’s actually the first time in my life that I’ve watched a movie and thought “this does not feel like a movie”

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Wait is don’t worry darling just a collection of scenes where something weird happens to florence pugh and she’s just like that was weird…

[lil seal girl @artichokesocial]

I’m mildly superstitious in that if I don’t watch Goodfellas every time it comes on tv I believe something bad will happen to me.

[lil seal girl @artichokesocial]

I’ve entered my mischief era. Love to be a lil mischievous.

[Matt Farr @philosofarr]

Overheard a university student say “Arctic Monkeys were my dad’s favourite band when I was little.” The passage of time is relentless, unfathomable, cruel, and unforgiving.

[lil seal girl @artichokesocial]

Smile because it’s over. Cry because it happened.