Artie Valenzuela

I laugh a lot. • Stand Up Comedian • Sacramento/Bay Area • ArtieKevinShow Podcast • instagram: artie.valenzuela

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Everybody Eats | 5/4/25 | Sacramento Punchline | https://t.co/VVRmU6xXZM

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Sacramento Punch Line. Everybody Eats. https://t.co/BpgkSgtCOw

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Sometimes I just walk through Seafood City and listen.

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@rexnavarrete headlines Nate Holden Theater.

Get your tickets now.

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Y’all got that ass whooped in front of Danny Devito and Spider-Man. ha ha ha hahaha

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/6ZDtDELkz5

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Keep swingin’

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Comfiest merch in comedy is live.

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Trump’s the first president to be indicted, at least he’ll get to understand how it feels to be a minority in jail.

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Dude saw my tweet and said “you’re not alone!”

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Bout to be a 31-year-old kid by myself at Legoland with a semi-disposable income and no parent to tell me no. Don’t give up on your dreams kids.

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@Justbuddycomedy I’ve told you this explicitly

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Happy Valentine’s Day, everybody ❤️

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V-A-DOUBLE L- E-J-O, where slanging funny jokes is all I know. @bayareacomics @ Empress Theatre https://t.co/U2vA3TjkSj

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WE IN GALT! The master of laughter @retrocrush headlining on Friday 2/24/23. Come through. @ River Rock Brewery https://t.co/jgX2E4QJtb

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SUNNYVALE! I’m in town on Wednesday 2/22/23! @roostertf for tickets! @ Rooster T Feathers Comedy Club https://t.co/zJxVJQzZRA

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@yeahbuddyent with the sac town legend @riccodagreat. Get there. @ ReUnion Kitchen and Bar https://t.co/me1JLOoMY3

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Some hits from my last set at @laughsunlimited credit to @drewblack.jpg for the sneak shots. @ Laughs Unlimited Comedy Club and Lounge https://t.co/mPC1FEVwnk

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Trent represents all of us.