Alexis

Don’t be suspicious…

[Alexis @artist_inside]

@EliMcCann Eli, you are such a gem. Thank you for sharing this!

[Alexis @artist_inside]

@ThisAmerLife @zachthemack This was so hard to listen to. Thank you for your vulnerability in sharing the conversations so many are struggling with right now.

[Alexis @artist_inside]

@EliMcCann Congratulations! 😊

[Alexis @artist_inside]

@twitandrewking Sure does.

[Alexis @artist_inside]

So long, long -dash time signal, you will be missed... ———

@CBCNews

https://t.co/8TCpno8MrX

[Alexis @artist_inside]

@scottwestwell This tweet is a math problem in itself.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Dear New York Times,

I promise you, from the bottom of my heart, that I did not need a breaking news alert that Ryan Seacrest has been named the new host of "Wheel of Fortune."

[Alexis @artist_inside]

Would love to better understand how 1 (one!) night of camping somehow equals 4 loads of laundry.

[Alexis @artist_inside]

@mattxiv Omg, noooooo

[Alexis @artist_inside]

@clhubes Tell us more! 👀

[Alexis @artist_inside]

Today had too many hours in it.

[Alexis @artist_inside]

@amil Bangs are only for emergencies

[Alexis @artist_inside]

@peggy_blair @Kitchissippi The Ukrainian Orthodox Church is having a market on April 8 and they will be selling the kits there.

[Alexis @artist_inside]

@GurdeepPandher “But no problem if you are not!”
Love that.

[Alexis @artist_inside]

Is the newest season of Love is Blind kind of…depressing? Or is it just me? #LoveisBlind4

[Charlie Feldman @ParlCharlie]

Biden: Ottawa overnight?
Advisor: Obama reports good cookies there, sir.
Biden: Swell, but I’m more of a train guy
Advisor: *nervous*
Biden: Do they have a train there?
Advisor: *sweating*
Biden: Maybe a light rail I could ride or something?
Advisor: *faints*

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

the guy inventing artificial banana flavor: whatever close enough

[Alexis @artist_inside]

@reinavictoria18 @introducextina “Boring tree” dying laughing 😂

[Sara Scully @SaraSScully]

Harry and William suck at sibling fights. Call me when you've been locked in the trunk of a Honda Accord.