purveyor of the dark arts

tweeting into the void. 🤷🏾‍♂️ perpetually horny

[purveyor of the dark arts @artless_89]

Let the record show that I’ve never lost faith in Romelu Lukaku.

[Daniel @DanielH_LUFC]

This epidemic of Europeans pretending to live in a cave just to make some money from the yanks interacting with them needs to stop.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.

[ESPN @espn]

Through every heartbreak. Through every season.

This one’s for the Day Ones 💙🧡

[purveyor of the dark arts @artless_89]

NYC has a cornball epidemic, sadly.

[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

New album just dropped:

My Mayor's still Muslim
My bagel's still Jewish
The Pope's on our side
Knicks in 5!!!

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

Please: be respectful of the host nation’s culture and traditions

[Daniel @danlfcynwa_]

I need a Muslim country to knock the US out of the World Cup if possible

[purveyor of the dark arts @artless_89]

That 🇩🇪guy is annoying af with the American ass kissing. Never seen such insane levels of dickriding. Also Waffle House is trash!

Everyone else, not just 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿, is rightfully criticizing the US for all the bullshit surrounding the tournament.

[Tactical Manager @ManagerTactical]

Germans 🇩🇪 in the US for the World Cup have shown a ton of love for the 🇺🇸, while the whiny miserable people from England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 complain about everything.

In all seriousness, why are the Brits even here? Came to celebrate America’s 250th anniversary?

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Eid Mubarak!

Today as we honor Prophet Ibrahim, Eid al-Adha reminds us that sacrifice is not a burden. It is an opportunity to see ourselves as part of something larger. To extend a hand to those who need it most.

I am honored to be New York City's first Muslim Mayor and I am determined to lead through solidarity. Together, we are working to ensure every New Yorker can afford the groceries, housing, and child care they need.

Our solidarity is our strength. Eid Saeed, New York.

[purveyor of the dark arts @artless_89]

@amibuexo You’re literally the cutest. 😍😍

[purveyor of the dark arts @artless_89]

@justluxxxx It’s surreal

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

It all worked out.

[purveyor of the dark arts @artless_89]

@justluxxxx I have worn this shirt multiple times here in the states and always get compliments on it.

[Blacki.e @beingblackie_]

Some players should be sold in pairs 😩, because this linkup was insane...

[purveyor of the dark arts @artless_89]

@chloefoxxe Miss your fine ass 😍

[purveyor of the dark arts @artless_89]

Imagine if the Knicks somehow get a ring and Arsenal beat PSG next week

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

we both up now

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

we both up now

[punished indeed @punishedindeed]

we did this for you osama

[purveyor of the dark arts @artless_89]

@pmtx_ You’re a beautiful woman. You don’t have to live like this.

[purveyor of the dark arts @artless_89]

This is me fr!

[Alex 🇿🇦 @alexfrco]

When your child is born vs when Arsenal win their first league title in 22 years