art morelli 🦑🪩🍝

get off the internet, bro 😎

[art morelli 🦑🪩🍝 @ArtMorelli]

https://t.co/4HOixr1fIM

[Martino @MartinoPooch]

@MisterGodoing @ArtMorelli I am a good friend who uses the product

[PetersonIsKing @Peterson_IsKing]

In the last 6 years
Jared Porter sends dick pic to reporter and gets fired after 1 month
Jacob deGrom season ending injury in the middle of the greatest season of all time
Rat or Racoon saga between Jeff McNeil and Lindor
Trade PCA for Javy Baez
Javy Baez gives thumbs down to Mets fans
Mets proceed to collapse in 2021 and finish under .500
Zack Scott gets caught drunk in car and gets fired
Decision to hold onto all prospects at 22 deadline
Darin Ruf
2022 collapse to Braves down stretch
Win 101 games and finish in 2nd place in NL East
Max Scherzer collapses in 2022 wild card game
Joe musgrove game 3 2022 wild card series
Top reply on Mets final score tweet in elimination game vs Padres is Pete Alonso saying “you just lost to the San Diego Padres”
deGrom leaves for Texas
2023 worst team money can buy part I
Jumbotron at Citi Field displays Rays logo after we get destroyed by them
Tommy Pham calls Mets laziest group of players he’s ever been around
Jorge Lopez throws glove into stands and calls Mets worst team in baseball
***gap in misery from June 12, 2024-June 12, 2025***
Pete Alonso kills Kodai Senga
Griffin canning tears Achilles
Ryan Helsley and Cedric Mullins
Sean Manaea sucking
David Peterson goes from all star to 6 ERA
Mets lose in Miami to compete end of season collapse
Mets go entire 2025 season without coming back after trailing in the 9th inning
Prospects didn’t trade at 2022 deadline don’t pan out
Brandon Nimmo traded for Marcus Semien
David Stearns doesn’t resign Pete Alonso
Diaz chooses dodgers over Mets
Jorge Polanco
Luis Robert jr
Bo Bichette
Freddy Peralta trade
12 game losing streak in April 2026
2026 worst team money can buy part II
Clay Holmes breaks leg in Subway series
Mets refuse to fire Mendoza until 13 games under .500
Mr Met dances behind Steve Gelbs while delivering post mortum of the Mendoza era

Did I miss anything?

[JD Vance @JDVance]

In This House We Believe
Black Lives Matter
No Human is Illegal
Prigozhin is a Liberal Reformer
Love is Love

[art morelli 🦑🪩🍝 @ArtMorelli]

No Larry?

[Spurs Culture @SpursCulture]

My Top 10 players in the NBA:

1. Victor Wembanyama
2. Nikola Jokic
3. Luka Doncic
4. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
5. Giannis Antetokounmpo
6. Anthony Edwards
7. Kawhi Leonard
8. Cade Cunningham
9. Stephen Curry
10. Jayson Tatum

[art morelli 🦑🪩🍝 @ArtMorelli]

My goat

[SNY Knicks @sny_knicks]

How excited is OG Anunoby to throw out the first pitch today at Citi Field?

"I'm really excited. I used to play baseball, so I think I'll throw a strike - I'm anticipating a strike. I'm pretty excited."

[NYKMentality85 @NYK_Mentality85]

I'm about to compare Josh Hart's previous 3 years to Jaylen Brown's previous 3 All-Star years.

Josh Hart:
(2023-2024/2024-2025/2025-2026).
224 Games. ✅
33.9 Minutes. ❌
11.6 Points. ❌
6.8 Defensive Rebounds. ✅
1.7 Offensive Rebounds. ✅
8.5 Total Rebounds. ✅
4.9 Assists. ✅
1.2 Steals. ✅
0.3 Blocks. ❌
(1.8 Turnovers). ✅
FG% of .490%. ✅
2 PT% of .571%. ✅
3 PT% of .351%. ✅
FT% of .764%. ✅
eFG% of .555%. ✅
True Shooting Percentage of .582%. ✅
17 Triple Doubles. ✅
Rebounding Percentage of 14.%. ✅
Assists Percentage of 19.4%. ❌
Steals Percentage of 1.8%. ✅
Blocks Percentage of 0.8%. ❌
Turnover Percentage of 15.3%. ❌
121 Offensive Rating. ✅
112 Defensive Rating. 👔
Player Efficiency Rating of 14.6. ❌
VORP of 7.5. ❌
10.6 Offensive Win Share. ✅
10.4 Defensive Win Share. ✅
21.0 Overall Win Share. ✅
Win Share Per 48 Minutes of .133. ✅
0.2 OBPM. ❌
1.7 DBPM. ✅
Overall BPM of 1.9. ✅

Jaylen Brown:
(2023-2024/2024-2025/2025-2026).
204 Games. ❌
34.0 Minutes. ✅
24.7 Points. ✅
4.9 Defensive Rebounds. ❌
1.2 Offensive Rebounds. ❌
6.1 Total Rebounds. ❌
4.4 Assists. ❌
1.1 Steals. ❌
0.4 Blocks. ✅
(2.9 Turnovers). ❌
FG% of .480%. ❌
2 PT% of .539%. ❌
3 PT% of .342%. ❌
FT% of .763%. ❌
eFG% of .531%. ❌
True Shooting Percentage of .570%. ❌
4 Triple Doubles. ❌
Rebounding Percentage of 9.8%. ❌
Assists Percentage of 21.4. ✅
Steals Percentage of 1.6%.❌
Blocks Percentage of 1.1%. ✅
Turnover Percentage of 11.7%. ✅
113 Offensive Rating. ❌
112 Defensive Rating. 👔
Player Efficiency Rating of 19.5. ✅
VORP of 12.3. ✅
8.5 Offensive Win Share. ❌
9.5 Defensive Win Share. ❌
18.0 Overall Win Share. ❌
Win Share Per 48 Minutes of .124. ❌
1.6 OBPM. ✅
-0.2 DBPM. ❌
Overall BPM of 1.4. ❌

But yet somehow (someway) Jaylen Brown's made 3 All-Star appearances throughout the previous 3 years while Josh Hart's been selected to 0 All-Star appearances?

It's horse crap.

At the end of the day; Josh Hart is a better overall basketball player than Jaylen Brown and that's because Jaylen Brown doesn't impact the game of basketball like Josh Hart impacts it.

33 Categories (1 Tie).
Josh Hart = 23. ✅
Jaylen Brown = 9. ❌

@joshhart is a junkyard dog.
@FCHWPO is overrated by the media.

It's as simple as that.

[New York Magazine @NYMag]

Jalen Brunson said he felt “relief” from winning the championship title. “I think there was a lot of pressure,” his wife, Ali, said. “If he wasn’t able to achieve this, it proves everybody right that New York needed someone different and they made the wrong choice in Jalen.” https://t.co/D6Dq7l6HC8

[art morelli 🦑🪩🍝 @ArtMorelli]

No Larry?

[John Richardson @johndrichardson]

It baffles me how much New York Knicks fans have made their ring about the Indiana Pacers

[art morelli 🦑🪩🍝 @ArtMorelli]

During the 2026 playoffs Jalen Brunson had a def rtg on par with Ausar and Castle (≈105)

And only Ajay Mitchell had a better off rtg among players who played more than 25min/g

[OG Anunoby Addict @PlayoffBoundNYK]

Brunson plays zero defense might be the most uninformed take in all of basketball.

[art morelli 🦑🪩🍝 @ArtMorelli]

“And yes, I recognize the irony that the very system I oppose affords me the luxury of biting the hand that feeds. But that’s exactly why priviledged fucks like me should feel obliged to whine and kick and scream…”

[Brandin🏵 @gotmybrands_on]

A SIX FOOT FOUR SMALL BALL POWER FORWARD IS TELLING US ANALYTICS ARE BAD???!!

Your literal role in the NBA exists BECAUSE analytics showed your value you fucking moron!!

[art morelli 🦑🪩🍝 @ArtMorelli]

PG: Maxey $1
SG: Steph $3
SF: Tatum $5
PF: Randle $1
C: Giannis $5

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Let’s see who knows hoops. You get $15.

[⭐️ Il grande spettacolo ⭐️ @__Nerazzurri]

Getting grouped

Some call that the Napoli effect

[art morelli 🦑🪩🍝 @ArtMorelli]

No Larry?

[‎ً @3randyn]

crying man. Knicks winning the championship got him so heated he can’t even speak 😭😭😭

[art morelli 🦑🪩🍝 @ArtMorelli]

NO LARRY?

[En Una Baldosa @enunabaldosa]

Jimmy Butler disfrutando de Colombia 🇨🇴 vs. Portugal 🇵🇹

[jb @lockedupjb]

JB crashing out 😂😂

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

Yo this guy really got money! Congrats my boy!

[art morelli 🦑🪩🍝 @ArtMorelli]

Fastball?

This is Randy Johnson striking out 20 reds at 37 years old

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Timofey Mozgov reveals that no one invited him to the Cavaliers’ 2016 championship reunion 💔

“I saw the video of that party. No one wrote or called me.” 😔

(Via @Eurohoopsnet )

[The Strickland @TheStrlckland]

Happy 2 week anniversary of Jalen Brunson’s 45-point, critic-silencing, finals-clinching masterpiece in San Antonio

[art morelli 🦑🪩🍝 @ArtMorelli]

@LeetheB Get ready to learn Hukporti, buddy

[art morelli 🦑🪩🍝 @ArtMorelli]

Correct but also more specifically in the case of Mitch…

Why would you selectively choose to go over the apron to sign a fragile bench big who, if hurt or unavailable for any stretch, you would not be able to replace with one of those roster tools that are now restricted

[Ari From Manhattan 💧💧 @Arifromanhattan]

Knicks fans are wondering why the Knicks are so resistant to go over the second apron considering they just won a chip and therefore dont necessarily need their MLE or the ability to aggregate salaries in trades etc bc the team is essentially a finished product

My guess is that its because Jalen Brunson will be extension eligible in 2 years where he is going to be eligible for 5/400mm (80mm per year)

My guess is that they are planning to go over the second apron for the 2 years after he signs his extension (cant do 3 out of any consecutive 5 years or your pick 7 years out which could be lottery drops to 30)

If they were to go over the second apron this year, with JBs extension looming, it would jeopardize their draft pick in 2033 (7 years out) which is the only major trade asset they have left

Staying under second apron while JB is on his discount, and waiting until he gets the bag to go above the second apron extends the championship window of this team to around 2030 (2 years in second apron after extension and keeps our pick out of jeopardy)

Makes sense to me

Stay under while have him on discount

Go over when he gets paid

Save the pick/asset, extend the window

[art morelli 🦑🪩🍝 @ArtMorelli]

@LeetheB Aren’t we overthinking this?

The market value is what the Knicks will ultimately have to pay to re sign. Which is probably not worth the contract, plus tax, plus apron penalty…For a fragile bench big, is the point.

Stay under the apron and a salary match trade is in play