Kelsey

Real-fake-nerd, genderqueer, embarrassment to his much cooler sibling, general grade A dork and weirdo

[Kelsey @artsortment]

If you liked that dumb thread from when I was marathoning Star Wars last Dec, here’s what I’ll be amusing myself working on this winter.

[Space OSHA Violations @Space_OSHA]

Site: Death Star
Violation Type: Willful
29 CGR 1910.28(b) - No fall protection around a hole in docking bay floor created when the lift platform is descended #spaceOSHAviolation

[New York Times Tech Guild @NYTGuildTech]

CLICK-IT LINE: We ask that you not cross our digital picket line by playing any of the NYT Games (Wordle, Connections) as well as not using the Cooking App. You can continue to read @Nytimes news content.

[Kelsey @artsortment]

@Nicor_Gas idk if these parts of your website still don’t work, but you might want to have your IT dept check them out (and add a way to submit website bug reports more directly. The replies from a supposed “customer care specialist” were infuriating) #helpMeHelpYou

[Kelsey @artsortment]

@UmActuallyShow Low key flabbergasted in that entire segment no one called out the *second* error which is that it’s *Grand Admiral* Thrawn, not *General* Thrawn. #umActually #dropoutTV

[Kelsey @artsortment]

Spoilers: they’re the same picture

[Kelsey @artsortment]

Spot the difference…

[pocketss @_pocketss]

thralls

[Kelsey @artsortment]

“qrt with your skulls!”

Started on a still life this weekend, and ofc it had to have a skull!

(I haven’t painted in 15 years, and even tho I’m real rusty, I’m pretty pleased at how it’s coming along!)

[Kelsey @artsortment]

Toffee gets so entranced by Cozy Grove, and it’s ADORABLE. 😂@QuantumApG

[Felix d'Eon @FelixdEon]

Today is the feast of #SaintSebastian, the catholic saint who became an icon of gay art 🧵1/7

[Kelsey @artsortment]

Agilist: Does anyone have any blockers?
Devs with ADHD: The Adderall shortage.

[Picard Tips @PicardTips]

Picard management tip: Don't negotiate absurd schedules with engineers. Encourage truth telling and reasonable time estimates.

[Jill Tew 🌌 THE DIVIDING SKY is in stores now!🌌 @jtewwrites]

I’ve been reading a lot this month, and it occurred to me that there’s one simple thing the best writers do that makes their stories feel real and three-dimensional:

Their characters inconvenience each other.

🧵

[🥀_ Imposter_🥀 @Imposter_Edits]

Kinda impressed by the dedication honestly.

[Kelsey @artsortment]

“It’s a city full of gorillas. I go all the time!”

https://t.co/ahIOVR7f91

#supermanspaljimmyolsen #jimmyolsen #loislane

[Noah Dao @noahdeaart]

fdssfkaasfas they would be cute together 🥹

[Noah Dao @noahdeaart]

GOOSE ☹️

[Picard Tips @PicardTips]

Picard management tip: "That's the way it's always been" is never an adequate reason to continue doing something.

[Bea Munro @Crit_Fails]

#Swordtember 11 and 12: "Dwarven" and "Elven" respectively

I've always wanted to make two sentient weapons in love with the other -- it gives an entirely new take on the term "sword lesbians"

#DnD #Homebrew