aruba

are you not entertained?

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“I got sick I haven’t flown commercial in 2 years”

“you grew up in queens?”

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@MIKhan i cant believe men used to go to war and now they tweet drake lyrics.

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“bitches wanna be niche so bad”

[aruba @aruba561]

@uzmathurman lmao

[aruba @aruba561]

“charisma of a lobotomized goldfish”

[aruba @aruba561]

“I won cause I never lost”

[aruba @aruba561]

“need guest list for heaven”

[aruba @aruba561]

“she wanted me to drive 40 minutes to meet her at….dunkin’ donuts?”

[aruba @aruba561]

“i’ll have what she’s having” #escargot

[aruba @aruba561]

“fuckass bob”

[aruba @aruba561]

“that’s not a roster, he’s recreated the bachelor for himself”

[aruba @aruba561]

“she’s cute…in his eyes”

[aruba @aruba561]

“oh grow up, i’ve never voted”

[aruba @aruba561]

“you grew up in miami”

“yeah, the best skiers”

[aruba @aruba561]

“if you’ve never gotten serotonin from a like you don’t care to have social medial”

[aruba @aruba561]

“I have 3 passports, iraqi ones gets me nowhere not even iraq”

[aruba @aruba561]

“do you guys still talk?”

“no not anymore.”

“that’s good!”

“oh cause he blocked me”

[aruba @aruba561]

plz stop saying LGTTM

[aruba @aruba561]

@OpenTable help!!!!!! is there a way to talk to support?

[aruba @aruba561]

“if you scroll far enough you’ll always find the wife”