is anyone else running into issues with patreon subscriptions? i cant see posts for a bunch of creators i support and i cant see membership tiers for those creators anymore.
Hey, dude. Was there something in that last drink we had? I feel weirdly smooth, and I think I just groped something squishy on your chest.
Chill out, bro. You’re ruining the best buzz I’ve ever felt. You sure you didn’t just cop a feel on one of the bimbos who gave us the drink?
@hypnomaidkofun "Eep! Y-you can't be serious. You're not really going to keep me like this, right? It's just a stupid game. We'll throw the game. Just change me back!"
“There, just as we agreed. The quarterback of the other school’s team is unable to play in your upcoming match.”
“Wow, how did you manage that?”
“Well, why don’t you just ask her yourself? She’s right here with me.”
“Where? All I see is that cheerleader you brought. Wait, she?”
Okay, the cops are gone. Thanks for helping me trick them. Well, the coast is clear, so I’m ready to go back to being a man. These tits were perfect for keeping those cops from realizing you don’t have a sister, but they’re heavy.
What do you mean “better to be safe than sorry”?
“What the hell, Sadie? I thought you said that spells on non-magic people weren’t allowed!”
“Just relax! Don’t you like having tits?”
“No way! Well, your mom’s not going to be happy to hear about this!”
“Hear about what?”
“That you’ve made me a woman when I’m a woman, silly!”
Ugh, even I can tell this place is dusty. I don’t get why such a rich couple hired a novice like me. Worst of all, I’ve been having blackouts since-hrk!
Finally, it’s my turn in this body. I know this was my wife’s idea, but it’s not fair that I only get to do this once a month.
“I just wanted some quick money. I’m not putting on a maid uniform to fulfill your sick kinks. What the- get this thing off me! It’s cha-anging me! I’m a-”
“Woman? Yes dear, think of this as the interview. And you have failed. Too tall. Now leave!”
“Hey, change me back first!”
“Oh, that’s the car. My wife’s back home. I’m going to miss these boobs, but it’s time to swap us back, Jenna.”
“No.”
“What do you mean ‘no’? Are you forgetting who’s in charge here? I make the money here, so just shut up and do what I say.”
“Not in that body you don’t, sweetie.”